The Beans Were Cheap, But The Attitude Was Costly

Hi Everyone!

Are you having a nice week?
Here is a photo recap of what we have been up to lately:

"Would anyone care for some beans or hot sauce?

Can I have some of these beans? My wiener already

touched the beans, so I'll go ahead and 

keep these for myself."

"You should have given me the beans. 

That was rude of you. You need to learn how to share."

"He is still going to fart in your face tonight,

with or without the beans."

"I am so sexy."

"I'm annoyed."

"What are you going to do to change my mood?

I have an idea. Let's go to Petco, and pick up some toys

and treats for me. I think that might make me feel better."

"My butt hurts. Petco now!"

"Before we go, there is something I need to tell you.

On Black Friday, I charged $79 worth of gourmet treats

to your credit card. It feels so good to release my secrets into 

the air. I may have accidentally released something else 

into the air. Can you smell it?"

"I'll start the car. We must go quickly before

all the good toys are gone!"

We hope you are having a great week!

The Tofurkey Sat Quietly In The Bathtub

Hi Everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving!

This Thanksgiving is going to be a memorable one for us.
Our fridge and freezer took a poo earlier today. On all the days
for the fridge to give out, it's the day we have a ton of food in it!
I wasn't going to let the food ruin, so I put the Thanksgiving feast
on ice in the bathtub. I never thought I would one day have a
bathtub Tofurkey, but I do! At least we were able to salvage
most of the food, even if it is in the bathtub!

We hope you have a great Thanksgiving!

He Put A Ladybug In His Pocket And Posed For A Manly Photo

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?
I am getting over a cold, so I have been taking it easy lately.
Despite my cold, I headed over to Pier 57 on Saturday.
It was freezing, but it was still pretty nice out.
After the Pier, I created some ladybugs and
took Bruce and Daisy over to the park.
Here are a few photos of
our weekend.

We hope you have a great Monday!

She Dipped Her Face In A Bucket Of Soothing Cool Whip

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Daisy!

"Did you notice the time change this weekend? 

I'm not sure if I like it. I'm pretty 

bothered by it actually."

"I was so stressed out over the time change, 

I gave myself a pimple."

"Can you see it?"

"Can you see it now?

I think it's getting bigger."

"I think we should swing by Safeway and pick up 

some Cool Whip. I've heard Cool Whip is the best remedy 

for blemishes. You've never heard that before? Yeah,
it's true. I read it in one of those magazines 

that have the UFO articles in it."

"Okay, I didn't read that in a magazine, but you can't 

deny that Cool Whip is delicious!"

"My googly eyes are getting hungry. Snack now!"

"I don't know why Daisy is getting so worked up 

about the time change. I didn't even notice it. I did notice
her pimple though. It's huge. I think Daisy is right, 

you should pick up some Cool Whip for that bad boy. 

I'm going to take a nap. Wake me up when you 

get back with that Cool Whip!"

We hope you have a great Monday!

She Gazed At Her Beefy Reflection Dancing In The Patio Pool Outside

Hi Everyone!

"You will not believe what happened to me the other day."

"Bruce and I were sitting at the table eating some cookies, 

when all of a sudden, our patio started to flood from all the rain. 

The water just kept rising! Can you see how high the water is 

behind me? We thought the water was going to come into 

our apartment. My mom called maintenance, but they 

didn't show up for hours, so we took matters into 

our own hands and we taped up the door.

It worked!"

"If the tape hadn't kept the water out, it would have been chaos. 

I would have had to blow up my inflatable rafting tube, 

and I probably would have ended up floating 

down the living room with a tropical 

drink in my hand." 

"If our apartment gets close to flooding like that again, 

someone must grab my cheese balls, my phone book, 

my bestess undies, my leopard print scarf 

and the 36 Ziploc bags of graham 

crackers I have hidden 

under the bed."

We hope you have a great weekend!