Thursday, October 23, 2014

The Leaves Looked Like Golden Tacos Glistening In The Sun

"There are so many leaves on this trail.
These leaves look just like golden tacos."

"Do you like leaves? We love leaves.
We like the way they feel crunchy under our pug feet."

"Let's go find a taco truck.
Crispy tacos with extra cheese now!"

We hope you are having a great week!

Monday, October 20, 2014

Mondays Are For Ponytails And Strawberry Pop Tarts

"Someone told me that today is Monday.
Is that true? Is today Monday?"

"Why would you wake me up this early on a Monday?
You know I like to sleep in on Mondays."

"Where are my strawberry Pop Tarts?
Never wake me up unless you have my 
strawberry Pop Tarts waiting for me!"

"My head feels heavy.
Bring me my pillow."

"Strawberry Pop Tarts and a pillow now!"

We hope you have a super sexy Monday!

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

He Took A Manly Afternoon Nap, But Was Woken After Hearing A High Pitch Manly Scream

Hi everyone, it's me Bruce.
Guess what happened to me the other day?
Okay, I'll tell you. 

"I was taking my afternoon nap on the bed yesterday,
when out of nowhere, a spider crawled across my beard.
I'm not going to lie, I screamed."

"This is what I looked like just before the spider
crawled across my beard."

"This is what I looked like as the spider
was crawling across my beard."

"I think I handled the situation pretty well."

"I will forever sleep with my eye open."

Have you ever had a spider crawl across your face? 
Did you handle it as well as Bruce did?

Monday, October 6, 2014

Ice Skating Unicorns Have All The Fun

Hi everyone!
What have you been up to?
Bruce, Daisy and I spent a few hours at the park this weekend.
We also watched Hocus Pocus for twelve hours straight.
Here are some photos of our park adventure:

"I was thinking about my Halloween costume, 
and I think I want to go as an ice skating unicorn
that farts gold dust."

"My mom said she probably couldn't execute that
kind of costume due to her limited sewing skills,
but I don't care."

"I want to be an ice skating unicorn,
and no one can stop me!"

"No one."

"I think I am going to wear a skull mask for Halloween.
It's simple, straight to the point, and it looks
super cool."

"Do you know what would also look super
cool Bruce?"

"No. Tell me what else could be cooler than my skull mask?"

"It would be cool, if I was an ice skating unicorn, and you 
were a wizard with a rhinestone wand. You could 
ride on my back, and catch the gold dust
that will shoot out from the rear end
of my costume."

"Ride on my back, and catch the gold dust 
that will shoot from my rear."

"Just let that costume idea marinate in your 
spaghetti sauce for a while."

"Let it marinate. but don't let it burn."

"There is no way that is happening. I am going
trick-or-treating in my skull mask. Ladies love a pug 
in a skull mask. Daisy can take out a Craigslist ad 
for someone to ride on her back, and catch the unicorn 
dust that will shoot from her rear."

"Make it happen. 
Make my dreams come true."