Monday, August 5, 2013

She Made That Glitter Fly In The Air, And It Went Absolutely Everywhere

"I have a secret."

"I farted into that glittery shoebox you were about 
to put your summer sandals in."

 "It felt good too. I'm not sorry about that. 
Sorry I'm not sorry! I am sorry though that I got
glitter all over the carpet. It's a mess.
Good luck cleaning that up."

"This is exactly what my face looked like 
when I made the glitter fart."