Tuesday, February 25, 2014

She Put On Her Hot Pink Sweater Vest And Glided Down The Aisles In A Shopping Cart Made Of Glittery Gold

"I never leave home without putting on my Chapstick. 
You never know who you might meet when you go out. 
Chapstick is very important. Sometimes I even put Chapstick 
on my whiskers. It tames them. I can't be seen with crazy 
whiskers. I once put Chapstick all over my feet. I rubbed it on 
my feet because Bruce told me that it would accelerate nail
growth. It did not help with my nail growth. I ended up 
tracking it all over the apartment! I had to go out and 
buy another tube of Chapstick. The checkout lady at 
Walgreens was like, "Why are you buying Chapstick? 
And also, why are you wearing a tight pink velour 
tracksuit?" I couldn't tell her the Chapstick story. 
I was too embarrassed." 

"Can I buy sexy juice in here or what?"

Friday, February 21, 2014

She Had To Pause Her Favorite Movie Because The Cheese Dust Was Too Irresistible

"Don't bother me. I'm watching Revenge of the Nerds.
It's my favorite movie of all time."

"What is that? Are those Doritos? 
Stop crunching on those Doritos unless you are planning on 
sharing those with me. Are those cheese crumbs on your face?
You should be ashamed of yourself. 
Put one of those cheesy Dorito chips in my mouth."

We hope you have a great weekend!

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

He Has Made Tremendous Progress With His Butt Squats

Just kidding!
Bruce would never do butt squats. Bruce prefers to do
what he calls, butt sits. He sits on the bed, and he soaks up
the sun as it streams through the window.

"I don't know what I look like through your camera lens, 
but I feel super man sexy today.
Man sexy I tell you!"

"When the sun hits my face, it really brings out my eye.
 My eye and my chest muscles."

"Do you see what I am doing right now?
I am puffing out my chest muscles."

"I puffed out my chest muscles at the Seattle Pug Meetup 
a few weeks ago. Here is a picture of me puffing out my muscles
 at the Meetup. All the ladies were running."

"Running away from me that is. I think my muscles 
scared them off. Some ladies just can't handle my muscles."

"One day, I will find a lady who can handle my muscles."

But right now, I am going to ponder the meaning of burritos.
Burritos and muscle t-shirts."

We hope you are having a great week!

Monday, February 17, 2014

She Sculpted That Snow Into A Chippendales Masterpiece

Hi Everyone!
What have you been up to lately?

Last weekend we had a Winter storm here in Seattle.
Bruce and Daisy loved the snow. Well, I should say that
Daisy loved the snow.

"It's so snowy! 
I'm thinking about making a sexy little
Chippendales snowman out here."

Daisy also loved eating the snow. Here is a little
video of Daisy having a snow snack:

Bruce went for a few brief walks in the snow,
and then he was over it. Bruce prefers to relax on
his couch, and catch up on The Golden Girls reruns.

"I'm not trying to be dramatic or anything, but I don't think 
I like it. I could be inside the apartment eating ramen noodles, 
and watching The Golden Girls." 

"We could be inside the apartment eating noodles, and watching 
The Golden Girls! Ramen noodles and Golden Girls now!"

"While you are making our noodles, you may as well prepare us 
a plate of nachos. We're not sure how long this Golden Girls 
marathon will last, so we need to have plenty of of snacks. 
You can never have too many snacks."

We can't wait to get the blog rolling again,
and share what we have been up to with you!