Wednesday, July 30, 2014

They Bought Beautiful Flowers On A Warm Summer Day

"We bought these flowers for you at the farmers market. 
We rubbed our butts all over your pillow the other
night, and we wanted to make it up to you. 
Just kidding! These flowers are for us. 
We charged them to your credit card. 
We'll put them on the table."

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

He Heard A Secret That Made Him Want To Shave His Beard And Cleanse His Mind

"Come close, I want to whisper a secret in your ear."

"I am holding in the biggest fart right now.
You don't even know what I am dealing with.
If I release it, the earth will move."

"The earth just moved."

Monday, July 28, 2014

She Spotted A Man Sitting On An Inflatable Exercise Ball Trying To Take Their Picture

"I think there might be someone behind the bushes watching us."



"Are you sure? I think you are being paranoid."

"One thing is for sure, my body is sexy."

"So is my body."

"Do you know what's also sexy? My manly beard. 
Can we get some nachos on the way home?"

We hope you have a great Monday!

Monday, July 21, 2014

We Haven't Worn Real Pants In Almost Two Months

Hi Everyone!
We are finally back!

I can't believe it's been months since our last blog post.
I didn't mean for so much time to pass, but life has been
busy. When things get busy and I take a break from the Internet,
I usually take a loooong break from the Internet.
It felt good.

We have a lot to catch up on. I thought I would get this blog going
again by giving you a little word snapshot of what has been
happening around here over the past month.
Ok, here we go:

  1. Someone has been sneaking onto our porch at night and rearranging our flowers.
  2. Daisy had her fourth adoption birthday last month. The theme of the party was Sexy Mama.
  3. I had surgery last month, but I am finally recovered. Hoooray!
  4. Bruce and Daisy spotted a snake at the park the other day. Daisy wanted to play with it, and Bruce may have wanted to kill it. 
  5. We temporarily had to buy a new brand of purpley poo bags. The bags were supposed to smell like grape, but instead, they smelled like cauliflower and old grapes. 
  6. Daisy has taken up swimming this summer. She likes to float in the lake like a gigantic Twinkie that cannot be stopped.
What have you all been up to this summer? Let us know so we can get caught up on what we've missed.