Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The Day Before Halloween Is Scary, But Nothing Is Scarier Than A Commercial Interrupting You While You Are In The Middle Of Watching Your Soaps

"Do you ever get that scary feeling 
right before Halloween?"

"I never get scared before Halloween. 
But lately, there is something that has been spooking me.
Are you ready for me to tell you what has been spooking me? 
Don't say I didn't warn you that it was scary."

"Lately, when I watch television, 
I find that I am constantly being interrupted by commercials!
Not just your average commercials, but vajayjay cream 
commercials. I can't even watch my soaps for more than 
two minutes without being interrupted by a vajayjay 
commercial. Can a pug just sit on the couch naked 
with a bowl of cheese puffs and watch her soaps 
without commercials? No she can't! All of a sudden BAM! 
Another vajayjay commercial! 
It scares me."

"I hope there are less commercials while Bruce and I are trying 
to watch our Halloween shows tonight. What is your favorite 
Halloween movie? Mine is Hocus Pocus."

Monday, October 29, 2012

The Leaves Were Crispy And It Made Their Lips Hungry For Dipping Chips

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?
It was raining for most of the weekend here, 
but we we still managed to head over to the park
and not get too wet.

We hope you have a great Monday!
P.S. Thank you for Bruce's Gotcha Day wishes!
Bruce had a great Gotcha Day, and he is already 
planning his gift list for next year.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

His Party Hat Was Tiny And It Glistened Like A Sparkly Grilled Cheese Sandwich On A Windy Afternoon

Hi Everyone!

It's Bruce's first adoption birthday today,
and we had a little party to celebrate.
Bruce didn't get a unicorn this
year, but he did pick up
some new toys
and treats!

"Cookies and toys now!"


"Why am I wearing a little tiny glittery hat? 
You told me it would be manly!"

Daisy had to get in on the fun as well, 
so I got her a tiny pink hat to match Bruce!

We hope you have a great weekend!

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

His Birthday Wish Is To Ride A Unicorn Wearing A Gold Cape

"Hey guess what? My first adoption birthday is this Saturday!"

"I'm pretty excited about my birthday. I told my mom,
don't even bother with a party unless you can get me everything 
on my birthday wish list."

"I think my birthday wish list is simple. All I want is a unicorn, 
a puffer fish who speaks Spanish, a little cape made entirely of 
14 karat gold and I want a private screening of the new Twilight 
movie coming out next month. I would also like a lifetime 
supply of gourmet cheese popcorn."

"I especially need the gold cape. It's important. I need to 
sparkle and shine when I go on my walks."

"Whoa! What do you mean I might not be gifted a puffer fish who speaks Spanish?"

"Don't be surprised if I crash Bruce's party by putting my butt cheeks on his cake."

"No one is putting their cheeks near my cake this year!"

We hope you are having a great week!

Friday, October 19, 2012

The Grass Was Dry And Silky Like A Velvet Cushion In An Antique Shop

Hi Everyone!

Here is part two of our park adventure!
Bruce, Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

His Face Is Gentle Like An Iceberg Of Lettuce, But It Secretly Craves Cheese Enchiladas

Hi Everyone!

Bruce, Daisy and I went to the park yesterday. 
These two were having so much fun, we ended up staying at 
the park for over two hours! Bruce and Daisy lounged in the sun, 
played a little tug of war and sat on the grass looking sexy with 
the wind blowing through their fur. Here are a few photos of 
Bruce at the park. I'll post part two of our park 
adventure tomorrow!

We hope you have a great Thursday!