Monday, December 31, 2012

They Crinkled The Wrapping Paper, And Set The Clocks Ten Minutes Fast For New Year's Eve

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice Christmas?
I'm a bit behind on the after Christmas blog post,
but Bruce and Daisy had a blast this year! These two
loved chewing through the wrapping paper and ripping
up the boxes. I'm pretty sure they enjoyed the boxes
more than the actual gifts.

Here is a photo recap of our Christmas:

We hope you have a fun and safe New Year's Eve!

Monday, December 24, 2012

They Caught Santa In The Kitchen Smearing Peanut Butter All Over His Face

Merry Christmas Everyone!

"That peanut butter was for me Santa! 
You need to learn how to share."

"I am so sexy. 
I should get extra gifts just because of my sexy."

"Do you see that? There's something on the ceiling."

"That must have been the shadow of my sexy silhouette
dancing above the Christmas lights." 

"I don't see anything. Presents now!"

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

They Wait For Santa

Hi Everyone!
Happy Christmas Eve!

Bruce, Daisy and I hope Santa brings you
everything you want this year!

We hope you have a great Monday!

Thursday, December 20, 2012

They Watched A Christmas Movie

Hi Everyone!

Bruce and Daisy spent a good portion of the evening
yesterday watching Christmas Vacation while
I decorated the Christmas tree and
wrapped a few gifts.

"Are you planning on making us some popcorn?
Sprinkle some salt on that popcorn. Don't forget the 
iced tea either. Extra ice in the iced tea! Silence yourself 
in the kitchen, we don't want to be interrupted again."

"Smokin' soy balls, turn the washing machine off!
We're watching a movie!"

"How long do you think a squirrel can live in a Christmas tree?"

"The dog in this movie is sexxxxy."

We hope you have a great Thursday!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

She Finished Her Holiday Wish List, And It Smells Expensive

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to this week?
Daisy has been busy playing with her toys, 
and finishing up her Christmas wish list.

"I've been thinking about this for a while,
and I think I know what I want for Christmas."

"I want a buffalo named Lukas, a $750 gift card to Starbucks, 
a harness that is bedazzled in crystal rhinestones, a bunch of 
t-shirts with my face of them, three dozen unicorn stickers, 
a new ottoman from Ikea, a food dispenser that Bruce 
and I can activate on voice command, a red cashmere 
sweater with 3/4 sleeves and a new blog layout 
because this one is boring me."

"I feel like I'm leaving something out... What?"

"You know perfectly well that I get cranky after I take my 
morning poo. I think wearing a red cashmere sweater 
and having a dog food dispenser that activates on 
voice command will alleviate my stress in the 
mornings and make me feel better."

"Yep, that would do the trick."

"What do you mean I might not be able to get the 
voice activated dog food dispenser system?"

We hope you are having a great week!

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

She Told Santa To Return The Coat And Bring Her Some Snacks Instead

Hi Everyone!
What have you been up to?

Bruce, Daisy and I have been keeping busy lately. The other day,
I attended the Urban Craft Uprising show in Seattle. The show
was pretty impressive in size, and it was filled with a ton of
cool stuff. I just couldn't resist picking up a few items
for myself while I was there.

It has been raining a lot here lately. Daisy doesn't love 
going out in the rain, but she sure does love wearing her 
sexy raincoat inside the apartment! 

"I can't help that I have panic attacks when water touches 
my butt. How come this raincoat makes a crackling sound 
when I move? Did you hear it? Why is this thing making 
so much noise? Do you still have the receipt for this? 
I think we should return the coat, and use the 
refund money for snacks. Problem solved!"

"Go get me some cheese balls. Cheese balls now!"

As Daisy modeled her raincoat, Bruce took a 14 hour 
power nap. The rain sure does make him tired!

We hope you are having a great week!
I am a bit behind on my blog comments, 
but I will be heading over to your blogs in a few days!