Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Autumn Leaves With A Dash Of Sexy Please

Hi Everyone!

Bruce and Daisy were playing outside in the leaves
the other day, and I couldn't help but grab the camera
and turn that moment into a photo shoot.

Bruce and Daisy have never experienced a Fall like
this before, so they are loving every minute of it.
These two just love the feeling of leaves
crunching between their pug toes.

We hope you are having a great week!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Her Body Is Fit Because She Eats Club Sandwich Chips

Hi Everyone!

It's me Daisy.
I need to get something off my hairy pug chest.

"Do you guys want to know what makes 
me angry sometimes?"

"Empty food bowls, and psoriasis of the pug feet 
make me angry!"

"Can someone spare some lotion and delicious snacks?"

"You know what I also don't understand sometimes? 
Why do Saved By The Bell reruns only air in the early mornings,
and only every few weeks? I don't have time to wait weeks 
for re-runs. I want more frequent Saved By The Bell
reruns, and I want them now!"

"Hey, guess what happened yesterday? Bruce and I had a 
photo shoot, and I'm going to post some of our sexy
Fall photos tomorrow!"

"In the photos I am going to show you tomorrow, 
I may or may not be eating a club sandwich wearing a bikini. 
Okay, I just lied out of my butt a little bit. 
I was not wearing a bikini, but the 
photos are still pretty sexy!"

Have a great Tuesday!

Friday, September 21, 2012

She Poured Herself Another Juice Box While The Okra Cooked In Tainted Air

Hi Everyone!

"Something happened to me yesterday. I was cooking some Okra
in the kitchen, when all of a sudden I farted. I didn't just fart,
I farted in the kitchen while I was baking! I said to myself,
Holy soy balls, that is not something a lady would do." 

"Farting in the kitchen is something a diva would do."

"Look at these pictures and tell me this is not the face of a diva."

"On another note, here is a picture of me sitting on Bruce's face."

We hope you have a great weekend!

Friday, September 14, 2012

His Brown Eye Likes To Wear Motorcycle Jackets And Shout Obscenities From The Car Window

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the biggest 
googly brown eye of them all?"

"Hey, guess what?"

"Let me guess, you just farted didn't you?"

"Yep, and I rolled up the car windows so there would be
nowhere for the gas to escape."

"The Bruce wins again!"

"Are you crazy? I could suffocate!"

We hope you have a super fun weekend!

Thursday, September 13, 2012

The Grass Was So Tall You Couldn't Tell They Were Sitting Out There Naked Eating Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to this week?
Bruce, Daisy and I have been keeping busy lately.

I have been working on some new paintings.
I just completed two pug paintings for the Southern Nevada
Pug Rescue and the Arizona Pug Adoption and Rescue Network.
I am working on a few more pug paintings that will be listed
for sale in my Etsy shop by next week.

Bruce and Daisy have been spending a lot of time at the park.
These two love to sit out in the tall grass and soak up the sunshine. 

"Can you see me now?"

"How about now?"

"This smells very tasty. Let me just nibble this
and see what it tastes like."

"It tastes bad! The grass has gone bad! Are you taking Bruce 
and I to Denny's after this? I need a breakfast 
omelette and I need it now!"

"Daisy is crazy sometimes. Last week, she slapped me in
the face and stole my rooster because I wouldn't let her sit 
on me. I like sitting with her, I just don't like it when 
she sits her beefy butt on my face."

"Did you know that each butt cheek can weigh up to 6 pounds?
I don't want that kind of weight on, or near my face."

"Having cheeks too close to my face is bad Feng Shui."

"I am so relaxed right now I could let out the biggest fart 
and set this grass on fire."

"I'm ready for my evening snack. Let's get out of here before
someone turns me in for excessive gas. Shotgun!"

We hope you have a great Thursday!