Monday, November 29, 2010

Santa Is In L.A. And I Saw Him Eating Ice Cream With Fudge On His Beard

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend? Did you participate in the
Black Friday extravaganza? Daisy and I stayed in on Friday when
that was going on, but I had the Holiday shopping fever, and went
to Los Angeles on Saturday with my mom to do a little gift
shopping. This was my first visit to L.A. in winter,
and I could not believe how festive it was!

We went over to The Grove, where they set up a huge
Ginger Bread house, and I posed with this giant
ice cream cone. Nothing says Merry Christmas
like fudge and ice cream. Mmm, ice cream.

After The Grove, we drove over to Melrose Avenue.
There are some pretty great little shops over there.
We found this store called Johnny Cupcakes, which sells
t-shirts, and accessories in a bakery style setting.
There was also a ton of vintage stores on Melrose.
It's hard not to shop for yourself around
the Holidays. Especially when the
stores put all of the best
items on sale!

I didn't bring Daisy with me this time around, because I
wasn't sure how dog friendly the area was. Now that I know the
Grove is dog friendly, I plan to bring her back with me
in a few weeks. I'm thinking about getting one
of those dog strollers, so I don't have
to carry her all day when she
becomes tired. Can any of
you recommend one?

Daisy kicked off the Holiday Season a few days ago by posing
for some photos. I think these could be possible
Holiday cards. What do you think?

"It the camera on? How about now? Tell me
before you take the photo."

"I wonder what area of the grass
I will take a poo on today."

"I hope my boyfriend doesn't come around the corner
again when I am in the middle of going number two.
That was embarrassing."

"I'm not trying to put pressure on you or anything,
but I want my stocking to be overflowing with the
bestess gifts. I put my Christmas list by the
toaster. I only had time to write down
136 items, so I will make another
list for you this week."

Daisy and I hope you have a great day!

Friday, November 26, 2010

I Built A Gumball Machine Out Of Kibble

Hi Everyone!

How was your Thanksgiving? Daisy had a lot of snacks yesterday.
Daisy received most of her snacks after she tore a hole in
her food bag. Her food bag is kept in the lower kitchen
cabinet, and whenever I would open the cabinet,
she was there to press the bag, and pop
dog food out like a candy dispenser.

I turned the food bag around, but it's only a matter of
time before she tears another hole in it. Who am I
to deny her happiness?

"The world is my gumball machine. Except,
I don't need any quarters baby."

"If you have any quarters, I will take them.
I saw this giant Costco size bag of gourmet rotisserie
chicken dog food, and I need it now."

Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

I'm Thankful For My Sexiness And My Tofurky

Hi Everyone!

Happy Thanksgiving!

"Smokin soy nuggets, is this all for Thanksgiving?
Can I have a taste of some of this right now?
I promise I won't double dip my tongue
in any of it."

"Hmm a Tofurky. What do you mean you're a vegetarian?"

"I'm not sure about this. Where is that Cool Whip
you promised me?"

"I have a question. How is it possible to fit
a whole feast in this box? Also, is there any dessert
in the box?"

"Does this mean that grandma won't be secretly sneaking
me small pieces of turkey under the table? Did grandma tell you
that earlier, she almost dropped the Tofurky on my head??"

"I'm just going to push the box away a little
with my foot."

Daisy and I hope you are enjoying your Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Spoon Some Cool Whip Into My Mouth

Hi Everyone!

Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

I arrived back in Las Vegas not long ago, and
Daisy gave me major attitude for being gone. Luckily,
her attitude didn't last long when I showed her what I
bought for her.

"Where in the sexy soy balls have you been?"

"I knew you would buy me something!
I trained you well."

"Christmas came early for this sexy pug!
I forgot to tell you that I went over to Albertsons
and picked up some Cool Whip for myself."

"Spoon a little into my mouth."

"Spoon it now. If you wait too long, the whip
won't be as fluffy. Don't get cheap on how many
spoonfuls you give me either."

Daisy can't wait for Thanksgiving tomorrow.
She will probably get some delicious snacks.
What are you up to for tomorrow?

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Put Me In Your Suitcase!

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I have been a bit behind on our posts.
I am in the Bay Area right now for a few days, but this
is what my suitcase looked like earlier today.

"You don't leave, until I say you leave."

"Look how perfect I fit. You have to take me with you! If anyone
asks why your suitcase is so large, just tell them you are
transporting a 27 pound Turkey back to California.
Or, you can always buy me a seat in first class,
and your suitcase won't be so heavy!
Problem solved! Let's go!"

"Hey, do you think we'll have room for my sexy panties in here?"

"Are you sure I have to stay home this time? If I stay
home with grandma, do you think she can take me by KFC?
Make sure you go by that dog boutique I like in
Half Moon Bay, and pick me up something
special while you are out there."

"I'm going to take a napsies. Go make me some tea.
Be safe on your trip. And don't forget the cool whip
on my drink! I love you."

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

Friday, November 12, 2010

Sexy Sweater Vest

Hi Everyone!
It is finally the weekend! Daisy received the perfect
pre-weekend package from Melissa and Emmitt.

"No touching my package. I will open it myself!"

"Oh, I am going to look so sexy in this sweater vest!
Let's put it on. Wait, I need some cheese puffs before
the modeling session begins."

"In case you were wondering, this is the hot pink body/
turquoise bobbles/yellow collar medium sweater vest.
I would let you borrow it, but I farted on it
earlier. I would recommend going over to
Melissa and Emmitt's web page and
ordering one for your
sexy self."

"Hello lover."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how sexy do I look?"

"I don't want to sound conceited or anything,
but I think I'm a 13."

Ok, I changed my mind. I'm a 20."

"If you have too much sexiness inside of you,
can you make a sweater burst into flames?"

"Sometimes, when the weight of the world becomes to heavy,
I lean on the cabinets and let a little fart slip out."

"I just let a little one slip out just now."

"I need to go show my boyfriends my vest.
Just don't tell them I'm a chronic farter.
I need to keep a little mystery."

Thank you to Melissa and Emmitt!
Daisy and I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Do You Want To Look At My Elvis Lip?

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
The other day, I made a compilation of some of
my favorite photos of Daisy, featuring her
Elvis lip.

What are you up to for the rest of the week?

Monday, November 8, 2010

I Need A Nap Before I Drive Over To Petco

Hi Everyone!
How was your weekend?
Today is the nap post. The sexy nap post.

"I was thinking about getting some beauty sleep,
before I run over to Petco and pick up a few personal
items for myself. Someone used all of my purple poo bags
that smell like grape, and I need refills. Those don't
grow on trees you know."

"After Petco, can we run over to Albertsons
and get some burritos?"

"What do you mean I can't have burritos? That explosive
farting incident only happened once. I'm over it,
and you should move on as well. Don't live
in the past."

"Alright, I'll skip the burritos today.
Let me get some sleep, and I might let you
watch some TV later on."

We hope you have a great Monday!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Will You Reward Me If I Burn Calories?

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to this week?
It has been a busy week for Daisy. She went over to
the park a few times, and worked on her fitness.
Working on her fitness burns a lot of pug
calories, so when we get home, Daisy
always ends up back in the
same place.

"This is my fridge. If you touch it, I will put my
butt on your face while you sleep. Have I ever told you
how peaceful you look when you sleep? When you look
peaceful, that's when my butt will strike
your face."

"What? You've never seen a sexy pug stage a
food protest before? I will sit here all day
until I get another handful of food. Or at least
until my butt starts to go numb. Or, until Oprah
comes on."

"Abra cadabra, food in my bowls now!"

"I think my butt is starting to go numb."

We hope you have a great weekend!
And yes, Daisy did get that extra handful of food :)

Monday, November 1, 2010

The Poo Post

Hi Everyone!

Daisy went on an adventurous walk today.
She needed to recover from the Halloween festivities,
by going out, and flirting with the
neighborhood dogs.

"What a night! I need to go outside and take a gigantic
Monday poo. Do you smell that? Oopsie, I think I may have
let a little fart slip out onto your freshly cleaned comforter."

"What happened to my purple poo bags that smell like grape?
I couldn't have used them all already! Have you been
picking up another dogs poo? How dare you!"

"Did you just see that sexy Beefy beagle? I'm going after
him to smell hello. Make sure you walk 22 steps behind me.
I don't want you embarrassing me in front of a
potential 3rd boyfriend."

Daisy and I hope you are having a great Monday!