Thursday, September 29, 2011

Do My Grey Chin Hairs Make You Hungry For Grilled Cheese Sandwiches?

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy!
Thank you for the well wishes after my foot injury.
Today, I want to talk about something completely different...
my chin hairs!

"Come close. I want you to zoom in on my chin hairs."

"If you zoom in real close, you can see an outline of
Scooby-Doo in the hairs."

"Okay, that was my pain pill talking. You can't see anything
except the grey."

"Is it Friday yet? I have a coupon for the soup special
at Denny's, but it's only good on Friday. Is everyone else
as excited as I am for Friday?"

Monday, September 26, 2011

My Pink Foot Bandage Smells Like Rain And Looks Like Pink Cotton Candy

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?

Daisy and I have been pretty busy lately, so we are a bit behind
on the blog. Over the weekend, Daisy and I had planned a nice
relaxing Saturday, but things didn't go exactly as planned.

On Friday night right before bedtime, Daisy took a superman
leap off one of the chairs on our patio, and one of her back nails
got snagged somehow and her nail ripped off. It was pretty
gross, and I thought it was much worse than it actually
was because of all the blood that was tracked
throughout the condo.

I took Daisy over to the doctor first thing Saturday.
Her doctor wrapped her paw up in a pink bandage to match
her leash and harness, and sent her home with some pain
meds and antibiotics. Daisy will be healed up in no
time, and will be taking full advantage of all
the extra attention she is getting from
her minor injury.

"This thing smells strange. Does anyone have any Febreze?"

"Do you think I can get a handicap parking sticker because of this
bandage? I think I might need to park as close to the Petco
entrance as possible while I am healing."

"Hey, can I get one more of those pain pills please?
Did anyone else just see Santa in the corner of the room,
or am I hallucinating?"

We hope you have a sexy Monday!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

I Went Out By The Bay And Had A Woman Tell Me She Wanted To Put Me On Layaway

Hi Everyone!
It's Meeeeeeee Daisy.

As I promised you yesterday, here are some of my glamour
shots. Most of these were taken out by the Bay while I was
in California last week.

Here is a photo of me and my mom. I am not sure what
my mom was thinking as she looked out at the water,
but I was thinking about what kind of underwear
I was going to buy at Victoria's Secret
that evening.

"Smokin soy balls, I think I might have a coupon for Victoria's Secret!"

"In case you all were wondering, it's exactly 114 days until Christmas."

"All I Waaant for Christmaasss Is Yooou!. Well, I would also like
a pony named Bruce, a luxury dog bed that forms to my pug body
and a lifetime supply of organical dog treats."

"A pony named Bruce now!"

"Is this a directory? Can you find out where the nearest
Starbucks and McDonald's are on this thing?"

After my photos, I headed back to Vegas.

Even though I was exhausted from the trip,
my mom said she needed to stop in Casa de Fruta
for some bananas.

"Are you making me a smoothie later?"

While I was in Hollister at Casa de Fruta, I came across a few things.

"Does anyone have a quarter so I can ride this carousel?"

Then, I found this bridge. I had to cross it because there was a
giant water fountain at the end, and I thought it would be
cool to skinny dip in it.

"Does that sign say no trespassing? I can't read that sign clearly
because I didn't bring my contacts, so I am crossing it anyway!"

"I am about to cross this bridge. Someone stop me..."

"I'm going skinny dipping!"