Sunday, October 31, 2010


Hi Everyone!

Happy Halloween!

"Cheeeese! Wait, did you want me to cheese for the
camera, or were you telling me I can have a cheese ball
after this?"

"I was thinking about going as Lady Gaga this year,
but I couldn't find my sexiest bodysuit in time."

"I want your love and I want your revenge,
you and me could write a bad romance. Oooh oooh"

"Are we done yet? This thing itches."

"This is my Gremlin pumpkin. My mom thought it was
the closest thing to a pug, but I think it looks more
like a possessed cat."

"A possessed cat I tell you!
Does anyone smell that? Mmm it smells like burning pumpkin."

Were you wondering what I am for Halloween this
year? I am dressed up as a Sexy Pug who has become mad,
after someone steals my dog biscuits. Doesn't my lip give my
costume away?"

Daisy and I hope you have a great Halloween!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Our 193rd Post!

Hi Everyone!

It's our 193rd post today! Can you see the excitement
in Daisy's face? She is so happy that you keep coming back
to read our posts!

We are celebrating our 193rd post by...
taking out the trash.

"I'm going to take this trash out, and I am going
to look sexy while doing it."

"Did someone leave the fridge open? I think I can
hear my cheese balls melting. Close it, or else there will
be a river of cheese sweeping through this kitchen!"

"Okay, I'm really taking out the trash now.
Just let me put on my sexy heels, and my bestess

What are you up to for the rest of this week?

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Sexy Pumpkin

Hi Everyone!

My brother and I went over to the pumpkin patch the
other night to check out the selection. We were excited to see
a cotton candy booth when we got there. We were pretty hungry
after driving through a rocky abandoned car lot to get to
the pumpkins. If we had popped a tire, at least we
would have had snacks if we had to wait for AAA!

Here is our sexy pumpkin of 2010.
You should have seen my brother trying to get this
up the stairs for me. It was the largest pumpkin we could carry.
I wish we could have taken Daisy with us. Can you believe they
don't allow pugs at the pumpkin lots around here? I know, it's
terrible. It's the most horrifying thing we have
experienced all Halloween season.

"Trick-or-Treat! Can I eat this later?"

What are you dressing up as this year?
Daisy is still undecided on a costume.
You'll have to wait and see!

We hope you are having a great week!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Weekend Visitor

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?

Daisy and I had a hiking day planned for Saturday, but
we had a lost visitor who appeared out of nowhere while
we are out on a walk, and he decided to follow us up the
stairs and stay for the day. His name was Jackson,
and he was a ladies man. He was also a stage
four humper, so I had to separate him
and Daisy while he was in
our condo.

"I'm not sure who you are, but what kind
of snacks do you keep in your kitchen?"

He was completely smitten with Daisy, but the
feeling was not mutual.

"You son of a ______. What are you doing in my condo?"

"Are you listening to me right now? If you do not make
arrangements for this humper, I am going to put a cheese
puff in your nose while you sleep."

"Are you sleepy yet? You can count on that
cheese puff tonight!"

Jackson had a tag with his contact information, but the phone
number was not in service, so we had to go on a search
for his human. Luckily, we found some kids who knew
who he belonged to, and he was reunited
after a few hours. Hooray!

Tomorrow, we're going to show you
the pumpkin we picked up!

We hope you have a sexy Monday!

Friday, October 22, 2010

The Human Sweeps The Porch

Hi Everyone!

I took Daisy over to the park this morning.
Daisy is trying to work on her fitness before the Holidays
get here. She spent a lot of time flirting, and modeling
for the other dogs at the park.

"How far is the nearest Starbucks from here?
I could really use a Puppuccino, and a breakfast
sandwich right about now. Be honest, how sexy
does my face, and my backside look
in this sunlight?"

After the park, Daisy helped me work on some Fall cleaning.

"First things first, sweep this porch clean!
The Trick-or-Treaters are coming next weekend,
and so is my new boyfriend. I want this area to be

"Is Oprah on yet?"

"Get back to work! I'm going to go watch TV,
but I will be watching you from the couch.
If you hear any crunching, it's just me
enjoying my snacks while you sweep
out here in the cold."

"That's right, I'm the boss.
Are you done yet? I have to meet my boyfriend out by the
mailboxes in about 20 minutes, and we still need to head over
to the pumpkin patch and pick out a giant pumpkin.
How much weight can you carry? I was thinking
about getting a 60 pounder this year."

We hope you have a great weekend!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

One Stormy October Night

Hi Everyone!

Holy Soy Balls did we have a crazy thunder and
lightening storm last night! Daisy and I were in the
kitchen, when we saw a huge bolt of lightening hit the
building next to us. Then, there was another faint flash,
except this time the lightening hit our building and took
our power out with it. It was pretty amazing. After the
lightening hit our building, we smelled burning,
so I started to worry that the roof was on
fire. That was not a sexy moment, but
it was still pretty exciting.

"Do you smell that? Did you forget to take the foil off
my food again before you put it in the microwave? I told you
never to do that again! What if one of my bestess plush toys,
was destroyed in a fire? Go sit in the corner and think
about that for a few minutes."

Have you ever wondered what you would grab, aside from your
humans and animals, if your place was on fire? Daisy and I were
having one of those moments last night. A while ago, we put
together a mini-emergency bag in case we didn't have time
to grab anything except the bag and ourselves. It has
some dog food in it, snacks, a First Aid kit, water,
flashlights, blankets, a TV-radio, an extra leash
and harness, and Daisy's sexiest pair of
underwear. It's always good to have
a game plan, just in case
something happens.

Since Daisy had to endure the crazy weather yesterday,
I thought it would be a good idea to take her for a little
whippy cream snack over at Starbucks this morning.

"Yes! Put it closer to my sexy lips."

"Let me just smell it for a second."

"Once it hits my lips, it tastes so good!"

"That was delicious! Do you think next time, you could pick
me up one of those egg breakfast sandwiches too?"

We hope you are having a great week!

Monday, October 18, 2010

I Don't Have Rain Issues

Hi Everyone!

It was raining all day yesterday. Daisy and I couldn't believe
we finally got more than six minutes of rain here in the desert!
I am pretty sure Daisy has never been introduced to rain before.
When I tried to take her outside, even when it was lightly
drizzling, she ran back upstairs with the leash flapping
in the air behind her. She didn't seem impressed by
the umbrella I was using to hold over her.
I think she needs her own special
sexy pug umbrella.

"What? I can tell you have never had rain touching your
exposed butt. Let me tell you, it is not sexy. It is a
violation, and I will never go outside again when
it is raining, unless you buy me a sexy
butt umbrella!"

"I mean it. I want a butt umbrella custom ordered by tomorrow.
Are you writing this down? Okay, I want the umbrella to
read, Daisy the Sexy Pug. I want the umbrella to be
red and yellow. I also want the handle to smell
like grape."

"Do what? You can't order it with the handle smelling like
grape? Cancel the whole order! I don't want it unless the handle
smells like grape!"

We hope you are keeping warm and dry!

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Sexy Lip Of Trust

Hi Everyone!

Daisy has something on her mind she would like to share.

"I don't understand why you insist on keeping the most
delicious snacks in the top cabinets. I told you that you
can trust me. Look at my lip right now. This is my sexy
lip of trust."

"Do we have super size cheese puff balls in here?
I just love the way they melt in my mouth."

"If I find some cheese puff balls, I am going to need you
to hand feed them to me, one by cheesy one. Remember,
the doctor told you I would need a personal maid
for at least six months."

"My sexy lip of trust, is starting to get angry.
Take me to the bedroom, and fluff my sexy pillows so they
make a 'poof' sound when I lie down on them. I love you.
Now go make me some ice tea. Make sure you crush
the ice so tiny, the ice will look like
diamonds floating in my glass.
I'm going to go take
a napsies."

We hope you have a great weekend!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

I Feel Better. Where Are My Snacks?

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?

Daisy has spent the last few days recovering from her dental
work. She is almost back to her sexy self. I have to watch
her closely, because she's been trying to chew on things.
It will still be a while before she goes back on her
crunchy kibble, but I think she prefers her soft
food anyway.

As you can tell by this photo, we are also gearing up
for Halloween. We still need to pick out a giant pumpkin,
and find a great pug cutout pattern. Have any of you found
a great pug pumpkin pattern that worked out well?
If you have let me know. I wish I had a program
that allowed me to take a photo of Daisy, and
converted it into a pumpkin cutout.
That would be pretty sexy.

"I am going to need another pain pill if you insist on taking
sexy Halloween photos of me. Did you hear me? A pain pill,
and a piece of delicious pumpkin cheesecake!"

We hope you have a great Thursday!

Sunday, October 10, 2010

My Sexy Dental Recovery

Hi Everyone!

Thank you so much for the minty fresh breath wishes
you sent Daisy's way the other day! She did really well during
her appointment.

I didn't expect Daisy would need any major work, but I can't say
I was surprised when she was only halfway through her
appointment, and I got a phone call from her doctor.

She called asking for the approval to extract six of Daisy's
teeth. She also needed my approval to take an x-ray. Apparently,
there was a section between two of Daisy's teeth, that had
hair and grossness lodged in there.

I know, that's pretty gross. I hope you weren't eating when you
just read that. I was thinking the same thing myself. How in the
holy soy balls, did Daisy manage to get hair lodged in her
gums, and between her teeth? Perhaps, she had eaten a
small cat or squirrel in her past. To say the least,
she had some really funky things going on in
her mouth, and I am so glad she got it
all taken care of, and she is now
on the mend.

Daisy already wants to eat the soft food I bought
her, so I think she will make a sexy speedy recovery.

Have any of you pugs had teeth removed? If so, Daisy would like
to know, what kinds of soft foods are the bestess to eat when you
can't have regular crunchy kibble.

Daisy can't wait to hear your recommendations.
She will be doing a lot of this over the
next few days:

And this:

We hope you are having a great weekend!

Friday, October 8, 2010

Today I Get My Teeth Cleaned!

Hi Everyone!

It is finally Friday! Today is a big day for Daisy.
She is finally getting her teeth cleaned! She has gone her
whole pug life without any dental, and today is the day that
her breath goes from stinky, to minty!

"Alright listen, I will trade you six pieces of organic
dog kibble, and I will pick up my own poo for a week,
if I can get out of this appointment."

"Don't make me go! I swear I'll invest in breath mints
if you let me stay home today."

Okay, I'll go to the dentist. This is only because I will
have the most freshest pug breath ever, and it might help me
meet a second boyfriend."

We will let you know how it goes!
Have a great Friday!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Do I Have Foam On My Lip?

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going? Lately, I have been really busy,
and Daisy has been giving me major attitude for it. I felt it
was necessary to make my busyness up to her, by taking her
to Starbucks for a Puppuchino snack.

"Stop teasing me. I know what's in that cup, I can smell it.
Do you know how I can smell it? It's because I'm a pug genius.
Now give it to me. Sexy pug wants it now."

"That's more like it."

"Oopsie, I dropped some."

"Are you going to pick that up for me or what?"

"I'll thank you later, after you pick up my poo."

"How am I supposed to get to the bottom of the cup,
when my bulging eye is blocking it?"

"Don't worry about it, I figured it out."


"That tasted so good, I almost peed in my fur pants."

Have a great Wednesday!