Friday, January 27, 2012

They Coated Their Umbrellas With Sugar Powder To Keep Their Harnesses Dry From The Rain

Hi Everyone!

Daisy, Bruce and I are going on a road trip!
We're headed to Seattle for a week, and we can't wait
to share our adventure with you.

"Make sure you pack my sexy red man panties,
my beef jerky sticks and my portable TV so I can
watch my cartoons while we're on the road.
I love you."

"Do you think there are going to be a lot of
sexy man pugs in Seattle?"

"Make sure you pack my umbrella, my Uggs, my
Victoria's Secret pink panties, my sweater, my cookies,
the large amount of cash I stashed under the bed and
seven large Ziploc bags. Do you think
I'm forgetting anything?"

We hope you have a great weekend, and we'll post
some photos of our adventure to the blog
in a few days.

Monday, January 16, 2012

The Room Smelled Like Corned Beef Sandwiches But Bruce Was Flexing His Butt Muscles Like He Was At The Gym

A few days ago, Daisy and Bruce had their nails trimmed.

"I'm waiting for my nail trim ladies!"

"Look at this body. I have been working on
my fitness lately. Have you ever seen
a body this sexy since Fabio?"

"Lady poodle at 2 o'clock! I'm going in
to make my move."

"I noticed Bruce had crumbs on his lip after
his nail trim. The technician ladies gave him
three cookies back there. Three!

"I'll work my magic to get some cookies too.
This is my googly eyed face. I use it when I want
someone to feel sorry for me and feed me more snacks."

"Snackies now! If I have to tell
you twice, I am going to take a poo on the
floor and really embarrass you."

"We're not happy about those nail trims,
but if you make us a sandwich, we might be
able to forgive you."

We hope you have a great Monday!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

His Harness Was Soft Like Butter But Smelled A Lot Like Blueberry Jam

Bruce's new Puppia harness arrived in the mail
the other day, and he is strutting his sexy in it.
His other harness was at maximum capacity,
but this one fits him just right. He feels
like a princess in it.

"What the heck? Did you just call me a princess?
I am not amused."

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Night Was Young And Her Face Smelled Like Disco Candy

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy!
I want to share with you 12 of my sexy faces,
in under 12 seconds.

"If someone farted in my face, this is the look I would give them."

"If someone stole my mom's candy, this is also the look I would give them."

"No one steals my mom's candy!"

"You know what's better than candy? Whipped cream
and soy nuggets."

"I could really go for a soy nugget right about now..."

"Nuggets now!"


"I'm throwing a party this weekend.
Do you want to come? I'm paying Bruce twenty bucks
to wear a wiener bikini and serve the drinks. I think
it's going to be super fun."

We hope you are having a great week!

Saturday, January 7, 2012

He Demands Green Tea And A Speedo After His Photo Sessions

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Bruce.
I wanted to show you some of the new
modeling poses I have been working on.

And... action!

"I've been watching Bruce model out of the corner
of my good eye. His sexy poses are impressive.
Watching him model makes me hungry."

"I can see myself in your camera lens. Hello sexy.
Back to the point, snackie now!"

"Did someone say snacks?"

Friday, January 6, 2012

This Bed Isn't Big Enough For The Both Of Us So I'm Going To Fart You Out Of It

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeeee Daisy!
What do you all have planned for this weekend?
Bruce and I will probably hang out with each other,
eat a lot of snacks and sleep.

I have been trying to get more beauty sleep lately,
but Bruce has been all up in my bed space.

"Smokin soy balls, are you that cheap you can't
upgrade and get us a bigger bed?"

"I'm dreaming about the day you bring
home a giant bed for us."

"Yep, it happened. We just squeezed all
this sexy beefyness into one bed. Unfortunately
for Bruce, that means my butt is going to be in
his face while he sleeps. Sleep gently my
Bruce, sleep gently..."

We hope you have a great Friday!

Monday, January 2, 2012

As He Sleeps In The Corner She Stares Into The Night And Dreams Of Spaghettios

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?
Bruce and Daisy partied a little too hard on New Year's Eve.
Daisy bounced back pretty quickly, but Bruce needed
a few good naps before he could recover.

"Who's ready for more partying?
Party at our place this weekend! Don't forget
to bring some dip, cheese puffs, whipped cream and
some sexy pug ladies for Bruce."

"Hey Bruce, I can see your wiener."

We hope you have a great Monday!