Saturday, January 30, 2010

Her Scarf Keepeth Her Warm

Happy Saturday!

As we headed out for coffee this morning,
Penny seemed a bit chilled. Do you think this
is a good look for her?

"I'm just going to humor you, since I
know you will be taking me to Starbucks for my
whipped cream momentarily."

She didn't wear my scarf out, but I do need to get
her a sweater. She gets cold easily these days,
and I don't have anything that doesn't have
a Holiday graphic on it. I can never find
a sweater that will fit her sexy
beefiness. It's like trying
to stuff a beefy
sausage into
a key hole.

She's sexy no matter what her size.
Even if she doesn't fit into most
commercialized sweaters.

Penny and I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

She'll Make You Pay

Penny hasn't been up to much these past
few days. It was another rainy day in Las Vegas, and
we loved it! We have had more rain in one week,
than in the last two years combined. Maybe we
will start to see some greenery, other
than just concrete and rocks here.
Probably not though, because
then it wouldn't be a

"Does bringing my sexy pug butt out in this rain amuse you?
Let's see if you're still amused when I make you wear a sign
that reads, Penny's pug-butler."

When it rains, Penny doesn't go out, and her pug mind becomes
entirely preoccupied with food. She likes to make me pay
when I cut her food supply off for a few hours.

This photo was taken right before Penny flooded the kitchen
by knocking her water bowl over in a fit of rage. Or of hunger
as she prefers to call it. She made me pay alright. After I
told her no more snacks, Penny sat on the couch with
a mini bowl of cheese puffs between her legs
as I mopped up the kitchen. I'll
never tell her no again.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Whisper Something Snowy In My Ear

Penny went on a little mountain adventure this weekend.
I think she actually enjoyed it! Her delight may have
had something to do with the fact that my brother
and I had to carry her the entire time she was
not in the car. She probably only had about
3 minutes of actual paw to snow time.
She's a sexy pug! You can't expect
her pug feet to touch the floor!

She really likes to sit in the car with her whipped
cream and listen to Michael Jackson when we take her on
these little trips. I think I may have even heard her
pug humming to the tune of Wanna be Starting

We found this snowman at the top of
one of the snow hills, and had to
pose with it!

"Does Starbucks have a location in
these mountains? Do you think they can
bring me some whipped cream?"

'Excuse me sir, do you have any
cheese puffs? I will melt you if you
don't give me some snacks!"

Snow covered mountains! My tiny camera doesn't
do justice to how big these mountains are.

I think this trip was just about as much
snow as Penny could handle. And she didn't even
have to walk in it! Penny and I hope everyone is
having a great Monday!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Sexy Saturday

Happy Saturday!

Penny and I are going to head up to
Red Rock today for a little mountain adventure.

She agreed to go only after I promised her a trip
to Starbucks for some whipped cream. She would have
rather stayed in bed. Then we're going to celebrate
my moms birthday! I'm sure Penny will insist on
being in every photo, and she will think we
are singing Happy Birthday to her.
Happy Birthday to my mom!

What is everyone doing this weekend?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Pug Butt Snow Day

Oh how we love the rain. But no one warned Penny
about the snow. She was not happy! She protested the
rain and snow by doing the unthinkable...
She rubbed her pug-butt
all over the table.

And then all
over the

And then all over the....just kidding.
She ran out of places to sit her butt on
before we had to run a few errands.

I had to get Penny back in good spirits,
so I took her to Starbucks. She really believes
she's ordering when we go to the drive-thru,
because she loudly wines and barks at the
barista through the speaker box.

We then proceeded to Albertsons, and were
caught in the snow.

"What do you want me
to do with this snow? Inhale it or eat it?
I thought we were going to order a cake at Albertsons!"

"Don't look at me, I'm having a moment!
Now, rock me like a baby until I fall asleep
and make sure my whipped cream is at perfect
refrigerated temperature when I wake up."

Penny and I hope everyone has a
great weekend!

Monday, January 18, 2010

It's Meee!

It's me, Penny!

We are behind on our blogging and commenting. This might be
due to the fact that I decided to spend a week inside Starbucks.
It was the most magical place I have ever camped in.
Oh wait, maybe that was in a dream. But I have
been spending a lot of time going to
the drive-thru!

"Can you hear me now? How about now? And now?
Okay, I would like a venti cup of whipped cream,
and a New York Times. And don't get cheap on the
whipped cream! I can' start my day without it!"

It has been raining all day here, and I am thinking about
telephoning my umbrella holder. Maybe I can hire
someone to carry me through the water as well,
because there are dirty puddles of Vegas
water everywhere!

Anyway, I hope everyone had a great weekend!
I'm going to take a nap and blog with you soon!

Stay sexy!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Sexy Faces In Under 3 Minutes

Penny had a modeling session today.
She was going for the world record of how
many sexy pug facial expressions expressed
in under 3 minutes. I think she
could take the record for this

The 'guilty puppy dog eyes face.'

The 'sexy curious face.'

The 'get out of my sexy face pose.'

The "Are you sure you're going to waste
those cheese puffs?" pose.

"Are you sure?"

The 'stare into my googly pug eyes pose.'

Penny and I hope everyone is having
a great week!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Don't Look At Me I'm Naked

Penny and I hope everyone had a great weekend!
We didn't do very much. Penny smelled like spoiled
espresso from all the whipped cream she had
this weekend, so I gave her a bath.
She may not look like she
enjoyed her bath from
this photo, but I
assure you
she did.

She thinks she gets a free pass for unlimited
snacks after she takes a bath. And she's
usually right!

Did anyone do anything fun over the weekend?

Friday, January 8, 2010

Penny And Pee Wee Go On A Date

Guess what I found?
My vintage Pee-Wee Herman doll!

Penny wasn't pug birthed when Pee-Wee became popular, so I
had to explain to her the magic of the show.

Have a great weekend!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Pug Thursday

Did you see the full moon that was out
a few days ago?

Oops, not this one.
I censored her pug butt-hole for
this post. I thought I would keep it

This one!

Penny took a few moments to gaze at the
moon, and then she proceeded to sit
her pug butt on everything I own,
and pull out everything
from my closet.

This is the face of a sexy guilty pug!
"This is my ironing board! If you would like
to see what washboard pug abs look like, I
can show you. My pug butt is also so firm
I could crush walnuts with it."

"I thought I heard the sound of a few
pieces of crunchy kibble fall under
here. Don't judge me!"

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Saran Wrapped Tree

Penny and I hope everyone had a great New Years!
It really felt like the Holidays were over
when we decided to take our lights and
tree down this weekend. Our tree
became dry really fast, and it
started to shed needles

We got creative and wrapped the tree in saran wrap,
so it wouldn't make a mess as we carried it
outside. It's a good thing we let a few
green leaves hang out, because our
nosy neighbors probably thought
we were carrying out a body
wrapped in saran.

What did everyone end up doing for New Years
and New Years Eve?