Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Mold My Face Into A Sexy Pug Sculpture

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
I have some great news about Daisy! She is responding well to
her antibiotics, and has been running around like a wild pug.
She has also regained a bit of her hearing! Before she started
the the antibiotics, she couldn't hear anything. Now, she hears
when I call her name, and when the neighborhood dogs bark.
It's a big improvement from where she was last week.
She has ten days left on her meds, and I think
by the time she finishes, she is going to be
very close to her old self again.

I want Daisy to take it easy for a few more days, so she has been
taking this opportunity to lay out on the patio and sun herself
while I work on some new craft projects. Check out this
clay crazy lady I made!

"I want a pug sculpture. Make me one now!
Here, I'll even pose for you."

"You better hurry up and sculpt my face. I can't sit in this position
for more than a few minutes. Sex and the City is coming on
really soon, and I don't want to miss it."

"I wonder if my pug powder box came in the mail yet...
I charged it to your Etsy account. I hope you don't mind."

"Do we have any cheese puffs left?"

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

Friday, March 25, 2011

They Always Have The Best Twinkies In San Francisco

Hi Everyone!

I wanted to give a brief update on Daisy. We got more
of her blood test results back, and she doesn't have an
overactive thyroid, which is good news. It's still unclear
what could be causing her hearing loss, as well as
the head shaking, so the doctor has started her on
a full round of antibiotics in case it's some
sort of infection. I am confident the
antibiotics will make her feel

Since I didn't take many photos these past few days,
I thought I would share some of the fun photos I
took on the Bay Area trip a few weeks ago.

Daisy and I hope you have a sexy weekend!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

I Made A Thermometer Disappear

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I got back from the vet yesterday, and wish we had
some news about what could be causing Daisy's hearing loss.
I walked away from her appointment with more questions
than ever after her visit.

Daisy is usually seen by a great doctor, who used to be
Penny's old doctor. However, when we arrived at the vet,
we were told Daisy couldn't be seen by this doctor, even
though we had an appointment with her! Instead, we were
seen by a doctor who seemed to be more concerned about
Daisy getting another teeth cleaning, than focusing
on what could be causing her hearing loss
and lethargy.

The doctor looked in her ears, and said, "Well, because she is
tired all the time, and because she suddenly lost her hearing,
she probably has a brain tumor and there is not a lot we can
do." She drew some blood, and said she would get back
to me with the results, and had nothing
else to say!

I immediately called Daisy's real doctor, and told her what
had happened. She got back to me pretty quickly, and told me
the staff was supposed to let me know that she wouldn't be able
to see Daisy yesterday. Instead, they told me we wouldn't
be able to see Daisy's original doctor ever again!
That's quite a mix up to tell a patient.

Anyway, the doctor told me she would make sure this kind of
thing would not happen again, and let me know that from now on,
she will be the only doctor seeing Daisy if that's
what I choose. Whew!

Just for thought, I don't think Daisy has a brain tumor.
Penny had a brain tumor, and her symptoms were extreme.
I think the chances are pretty low that I would have two sexy
young pugs, both get brain tumors. Doesn't seem that likely
to me. Daisy still can't hear anything right now, and is
shaking her head a lot. I think she might have an
inner ear infection, that can only be seen by
taking x-rays.

"Don't worry, I'm Okay. I didn't really enjoy having a
thermometer put in my butt though. I feel like having a snack.
Run over to Denny's and see what the special is today."

In the meantime, I have stopped the ear medication I was told
to use in Daisy's ears, and am hoping for a little improvement.
Who knows, maybe the ear ointment caused some of her hearing
loss. Daisy is in good spirits, and seems to be pretty
comfortable right now, so I'm sure she will be okay.

I also found out from the doctor today, the blood work taken
yesterday shows Daisy having a low thyroid level. We are looking
into it further to see why her thyroid is low, and what
we can do about it.

We will keep you posted!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I Can't Hear You

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
Daisy and I have been slacking on our blog posts lately,
but we have been checking in, and reading what you
have been up to.

I took Daisy to the vet last week because she wasn't quite
acting like herself. She has been super tired, and her ears
seemed like they were bothering her. The doctor sent her home
with some ear ointment for an infection, and we were hoping
the medication would clear her infection up,
but no such luck.

The other day, I discovered Daisy had completely lost
her hearing. I'm pretty sure she is sleeping all day
because she can't hear anything, but Daisy is going
in for some tests this afternoon to see if
we can figure out what is going on.

Daisy still wants to play a little bit throughout the day,
so I took her over to the park for some afternoon fun
before her appointment later today. She is not going
to be happy about having to go back to the vet.
I will post an update as soon as I talk
to the doctor.

"I can't hear you right now, but I still want to party!
Where are the sexy man pugs?"

We hope you have a fun Wednesday!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Her Bear Is A Giant, And Has His Own ATM Card

Hi Everyone!

Daisy spent her St. Patrick's Day relaxing with her giant bear.
We read what some of you were up to on St. Patrick's Day,
and you guys can party! We like it!

"I'm pretty comfortable right now. Can you bring me
a glass of ice water, and some treats. Make sure you crush
the ice super small for the water."

"Tiny ice in the ice water now!"

"I'll take a nap while you are doing that. Try not to wake
me, as you crush my ice with a hammer."

What are you up to for this weekend?

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Come Outside And Take A Close Up Of My Face

Hi Everyone!

It has been warming up here in Vegas. Daisy and I have been
spending a lot of time at the park. Daisy has met all kinds of
sexy dogs lately! The other day, she ran into a man pug who
was strutting his sexy so hard, I thought he was going
to pull a muscle.

I did not get a photo of the pug cuteness, so instead here
are some close ups of Daisy's face.

"I think you are getting a little out of hand with this
new camera. Wait, are you posting these to my blog?
Okay, in that case, let the close up session

"Here, I'll help you. I'm not sure you know how to capture
my perfect sexy face angle."

"How's this? You are so close to my face,
you can practically see my butthole through my nostrils."

"If anyone in this camera can hear me, I would like
a number four, extra lettuce and some really cold ice water."

"What do you mean no one can take my order on the other side
of this lens? I can see a tiny microphone, and wherever
there's a microphone, there's always someone on the
other side to take my order."

Daisy and I hope you are having a sexy week!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Burger Had Legs, And Walked Right Into My Mouth

Hi Everyone!

Daisy got her first taste of a plain hamburger the
other day, and now she's a wild pug woman! Daisy and I are
always reading about Salinger getting his hamburger fix on,
and so while grandma was out the other day, she decided
to pick up a little something for Daisy.

"Whoa, what's that? I hope that's what I think it is,
and not a plush toy instead."

"It's the real deal! Jackpot! Unwrap it now, or
I will eat it with the wrapper! I swear I'll do it!"

"Smoking soy balls that smells good! You won't regret this.
I swear I will never fart in your bed again."

"I lied! It's mine now!"

"Put it in my mouth!"

Daisy and I hope your week is going well!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Kitchen Isn't For Cooking

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going so far?
Not much has been happening around here these
past few days. Daisy couldn't handle things being
unexciting around here, and decided to spice things
up with a modeling session that took place in our kitchen.

"Stare into my googly eyes. Now that I have your attention,
can you tell that I have a lazy eye? I was thinking about
getting a pink bedazzled eye patch, but my mom hasn't
been able to find one."

"How is this pose? Does it look like I'm saying,
Wow, I have a lot on my mind. Or, does it make me
look constipated?"

"It smells like beef jerky in here."

"I am not amused right now."

"I suddenly became amused! Is that a McDonald's bag
in your purse? I hope you Super sized it."

Friday, March 4, 2011

Is That Bushy Tailed Squirrel My Lunch?

Hi Everyone!

Are you ready for the weekend?
Here are some photos of Daisy and I in Golden Gate Park,
from our trip in the Bay Area.

"This grass goes on for miles! Let me off leash,
so I can run naked through the greenery!"

"Okay, I changed my mind. I want to run naked
through these leaves right here."

"I met a sexy man pug named Bruce the other day,
and his butthole was bigger than mine. I just thought
I would share that with you."

"My sweater vest matches these flowers!
I think I have an advantage wearing this pink sweater,
because the man dogs can spot me from across the park.
Who wants to be my San Francisco boyfriend? Bruuuuuce!
Where are you my sexy man pug?"

"Am I hallucinating, or did I just see a rat
with a very bushy tail run past us?"


"Ooh, he looks delicious."

"Give me a kiss on the lips, before I go
chase that squirrel."

Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Ocean Told Me To Buy Her A Chunky Dog Biscuit

Hi Everyone!

On the third day of our trip in the Bay Area, Daisy and I
went to the coast. It was a beautiful day when we were there,
and after we had lunch, I took Daisy over to this great
little dog boutique in Half Moon Bay.

Daisy walked into the dog boutique like she owned the place.
I was there to purchase a few dog treats, and maybe a toy
for her. Little did I know, Daisy was there to try
and sway me into buying the most expensive
fluffy dog bed in the shop.

"You are feeling very sleepy, and have a strong urge
to buy me an expensive dog bed today."

We were halfway through the store with our purchases in hand,
when Daisy plopped down on a very expensive and sexy dog bed.
All eyes were on us, and she didn't stop there. She proceeded
to rub her butt all over the bed, and bite into the display
toy next to it. Daisy had decided this was the bed for her.
No one could stop her. She sat there on the bed for
a while, just relaxing. She was trying to decide
on how many gold stars to give this bed.
People need to know from a dogs
perspective if this bed is
really worth the money.

Daisy didn't get the bed this time around, but when I hit
the lottery, I fully intend on going back and getting it for her.

Anyway, here are a few photos from our Half Moon Bay adventure!

Tomorrow, I'll be posting photos of us in
San Francisco's Golden Gate Park!