Monday, September 29, 2014

The Clouds Were Wispy Like A Bowl Of Chilled Cool Whip

Hi Everyone!
Did you have a nice weekend?
Bruce, Daisy and I went over to Gas Works Park in Seattle 
on Saturday. This was our first trip to this park, so we were
pretty excited. Here are a few photos of our park adventure:

"These structures are pretty cool.
It reminds me of Raging Waters.
I haven't been to Raging Waters in forever. 
Not since they kicked me out for dropping a log in the pool."

"Do you think there are any hot dog stands around here?"

"Yep, we just saw a guy holding a hot dog."

"Are we going swimming later or what?"

"Bruce is getting bored. Look at the expression on 
his face right now. He is practically asleep."

"Let me smell your breath. 
Why does your breath smell like candy corn?"

"Is there a candy corn dispenser I should know about?"

We hope you have a super sexy week!

Monday, September 22, 2014

She Took A Bath, And Her Eyeball Was So Angry It Took My Credit Card To The Mall

"I am so angry about this bath right now.
I am going to fart in the bathtub and
there is nothing you can do about it."

"Don't look at my nipsies."

"I said don't look at my nipsies!"

"Put on my Revenge of the Nerds DVD,
and make me a vanilla shake.
Vanilla shake now!"

Friday, September 12, 2014

The Wind Felt Fierce And Distinct Against His Manly Face

"Hey, guess what? I found a windmill at
the park yesterday."

"It wasn't windy out, but I wanted it to be."

"It would have been much sexier if I had been
standing next to a windmill with my
fur gently blowing in the wind."

"If you wanted wind Bruce, you should
have just said something."

"I would have been more than happy 
to create some wind for you."

"Wind from my butt."