Friday, November 2, 2012

She Gazed At Her Beefy Reflection Dancing In The Patio Pool Outside

Hi Everyone!

"You will not believe what happened to me the other day."

"Bruce and I were sitting at the table eating some cookies, 
when all of a sudden, our patio started to flood from all the rain. 
The water just kept rising! Can you see how high the water is 
behind me? We thought the water was going to come into 
our apartment. My mom called maintenance, but they 
didn't show up for hours, so we took matters into 
our own hands and we taped up the door.
It worked!"

"If the tape hadn't kept the water out, it would have been chaos. 
I would have had to blow up my inflatable rafting tube, 
and I probably would have ended up floating 
down the living room with a tropical 
drink in my hand." 

"If our apartment gets close to flooding like that again, 
someone must grab my cheese balls, my phone book, 
my bestess undies, my leopard print scarf 
and the 36 Ziploc bags of graham 
crackers I have hidden 
under the bed."

We hope you have a great weekend!


Punchbugpug said...

Man the lifeboats!!!!

stellaroselong said...

did you see my mom a floating by cos i think she has flown the coop! You sure do keep a good supply in case of a emergency!
stella rose

Payton's mom said...

That was a close call! Well, the tropical drink would have been nice, especially if it had one of those tiny umbrellas.

Winston Wilbur said...

We have had a lot of rain lately on the west coast, haven't we! I actually kind a like the idea of lounging in a tube with a tropical drink in hand with servants waiting on you.

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Wow, that is a lot of rain! Very smart to tape the door!