She Met A Bear Named Joe Who Likes To Sip Root Beer And Shop In The Garden Section At Home Depot

"I have a crazy story to tell all of you. 

My mom went hiking yesterday, and she saw a bear on the trail!

Luckily, he was walking in front of her, and not behind her."

"My mom named the bear Joe. 

He was very big and very furry.

She really wanted to cuddle him, but I don't think 

he wanted to cuddle. Luckily, Joe didn't seem to notice 

my mom was there, but my mom still wanted to be safe, 

so she turned around and left the way she came. 

She wanted to make sure she gave Joe his 

distance, so he wouldn't get spooked."

"I think I would poop in my fur pants if I saw a bear.

What about you? Have you ever seen a bear before?"