He Sat Quietly In The Forest Thinking About Burritos

Hi Everyone!

What do you have planned for the week?

It's only Tuesday, but Bruce has already mapped out 

a rigorous schedule of sleeping, eating, hiking and 

pondering just how sexy he really is. 

"I plan on spending a lot of time pondering my sexy this week. 

In fact, I was just out pondering my sexiness the other day.

While I was pondering, I lost my train of thought. I think I 

lost my thought because I was concentrating on my sexy 

too hard. Has that ever happened to you before? 

I think I popped a vein in my pug head while I was 

concentrating. It was intense. I think I need a 

really large burrito after that experience."

"Veggie burrito now!

If you don't give me the burrito, I might pop another 

vein in my head!"

"Ooh a squirrel."

We hope you have a great Tuesday!

The Weekend Is For Riding Unicorns And Simmering Zucchini

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
I am a bit behind on the blog this week, but I will have
a bunch of new stuff up next week. Bruce, Daisy and I
hope you have a great weekend!

She Told Him There Would Be Dancing Chipmunks

Hi Everyone!
It's me Bruce.

"I want to tell you what happened to me the other day.

Daisy and I were having our snack party, and then things

got weird. Daisy saw a commercial on TV for the

Chippendales show. She suddenly insisted I go 

with her to the show. She told me it would

be awesome because there would be 

dancing chipmunks."

"She lied! I checked online, and there are 

no dancing chipmunks!"

"I took it literally. 

I was going to bring peanuts and everything!"

"I can't believe I fell for it! 

I was really excited about those chipmunks."

"I don't recall saying that."

"Okay, maybe I did say that. I only said that because 

I didn't want to go to the show alone."

"Going alone would have been awkward.

I may as well stand up and say, 'Hi my name is

Daisy, and I have an addiction to Chippendales'."

"Which I don't."

"If the show ever needs an extra, they should call me. 

I could certainly audition with this body."

We hope you have a great week!

Snack Parties Make Them Hungry For Nachos And Bean Dip

Hi Everyone!
Do you have any plans for this weekend?

Bruce and Daisy have big plans for the weekend.
These two are getting ready to have a snack party.

We hope you have a great weekend!

It's Valentine's Day, And These Sexy Pugs Want A Bouquet Of Flowers

We hope you have a super sexy day!

They Went To The Park And Smelled An Adventure In The Air

Hi Everyone!

Bruce, Daisy and I went over to the park the other day.
It was a great day to be at the park. Everyone in Seattle
had the same idea. There were so many people
and dogs out enjoying the sunshine.

I took a bunch of photos, but I didn't capture the best parts.
Bruce met a friend while we were at the park. His new friend is
a sexy Pit Bull who is about 10x his size. Bruce was totally in love
with her. He was playing with her for quite a while, and I was so
excited about it, I didn't take any photos! Another moment was
when Daisy saw a group of people taking professional photos
for a fashion blog. She decided to crash the photo shoot.
She walked right into it and insisted on being
in one of the photos.

Here are some photos I did take on our park adventure.

We hope you have a great Wednesday!

Sunshine Makes Them Hungry For Chicken Wings

Hi Everyone!

The sun has been shining these past few days,
and we are loving it! Here are some super sexy photos
of Bruce and Daisy outside enjoying the sunshine.

"Bruce is all up in my butt again. This is embarrassing."

"Hey, guess what? I saw a bird the other day. He 

just sat there on a rock staring at me. I was staring at him,

and he was staring at me. It was a bird stare off that went on for

seven whole minutes."

"I won that stare off. I always win."

"Do you think we can go by Denny's? Thinking

about that bird just made me hungry for chicken wings."

"Wings with a side of ranch now!"

We hope you have a great Friday!