It's me Bruce.
"I want to tell you what happened to me the other day.
Daisy and I were having our snack party, and then things
got weird. Daisy saw a commercial on TV for the
Chippendales show. She suddenly insisted I go
with her to the show. She told me it would
be awesome because there would be
dancing chipmunks."
"She lied! I checked online, and there are
no dancing chipmunks!"
"I took it literally.
I was going to bring peanuts and everything!"
"I can't believe I fell for it!
I was really excited about those chipmunks."
"I don't recall saying that."
"Okay, maybe I did say that. I only said that because
I didn't want to go to the show alone."
"Going alone would have been awkward.
I may as well stand up and say, 'Hi my name is
Daisy, and I have an addiction to Chippendales'."
"Which I don't."
"If the show ever needs an extra, they should call me.
I could certainly audition with this body."
4 comments:
Someone needs to call 911 because I'm dying over here! You two crack me up. But Daisy, not to worry...I totally think you could rock that audition. ;-)
Love,
Christy
I never heards of Chippendales befores but Mum has. She says Daisy is way too sexy to be a chippendale!
Dancing chipmunks how could you not want to see that Bruce!
you two are toooooo funny!
love
tweedles
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