She Told Him There Would Be Dancing Chipmunks

Hi Everyone!
It's me Bruce.

"I want to tell you what happened to me the other day.

Daisy and I were having our snack party, and then things

got weird. Daisy saw a commercial on TV for the

Chippendales show. She suddenly insisted I go 

with her to the show. She told me it would

be awesome because there would be 

dancing chipmunks."

"She lied! I checked online, and there are 

no dancing chipmunks!"

"I took it literally. 

I was going to bring peanuts and everything!"

"I can't believe I fell for it! 

I was really excited about those chipmunks."

"I don't recall saying that."

"Okay, maybe I did say that. I only said that because 

I didn't want to go to the show alone."

"Going alone would have been awkward.

I may as well stand up and say, 'Hi my name is

Daisy, and I have an addiction to Chippendales'."

"Which I don't."

"If the show ever needs an extra, they should call me. 

I could certainly audition with this body."

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