I Was Dreaming About Tacos And Then I Woke Up With Cheese On My Lip

Hi Everyone!

"Do you guys know where I might be able to get
some tacos in the Las Vegas area for around 50 cents?"


"Tacos now!
I have been thinking about tacos all day. Just because
I am not supposed to eat tacos, doesn't mean I can't dream
about them. I made up a jingle about tacos. Are you ready?
Ok, here we go...."


"I went downtown and I smelled some tacos. I smelled some
fish sticks toooooo....And then I went around the corner
and asked Jack Sparrow, hey man, where can I get some
tacos for two? My mom is a vegetarian, so she needs
some soy tacos, but I'll take whatever you have.
And then I went downtown, and got some tacos,
but then I thought wait, I need some hot
sauce too.

Hot sauce might be too spicy, so let's skip the sauce,
all I need are some tacos with a splash of cheese.
I love cheese and tacos, but my vet would kill me,
so let's say it's organic and low fat for the
booty for me. Tacos are awesome, and I love
to dream about them, so say it with me,
tacos are are my sexy dream food.
Tacos!"


"I was thinking about performing this song at the Flamingo
burlesque club downtown. Do you think anyone would come
see me dance and sing about tacos? I should probably
run out and buy a sexy outfit just in case they
book me for a gig."

I May Have Smeared Some Bone Sauce On The Carpet

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeeeeeeeee Daisy!
My mom has been neglecting the blog because she has been
battling a pretty bad case of tonsillitis, but we are back, and I
wanted to show you my new bone. I also wanted to show you
how much of a mess I was able to make with my bone.
I even managed to smear some bone sauce all over
myself! I'm not sure how that happened, but I
think my mom might need to rent a Rug
Doctor to get this out of the carpet.
Ooopsie!



I hope you have a great Monday!
P.S. We will be heading over to your blogs shortly!

You Can't Hide Your Gas Bubbles When You Are In The Bath

Hi Everyone!


"I just took a bath, and wanted to let you know I will be
accepting snack donations all week. In exchange for snacks,
I will let you smell me for as long as you like. I smell pretty
sexy right now, so get it while it's hot!"


"Snackies now!"


"My name is Daisy and I am a snack addict.
I needed a snack badly! I couldn't wait!"


Daisy and I hope you have a great week!

It's The Fourth Of July!

"Hello Everyone! I hope you have a fun and sexy
Fourth of July! Save me some BBQ!"

The Seagulls In Santa Monica Wear Little Tuxedo Jackets And Top Hats

Hi Everyone!

Last Saturday I took a day trip out to Santa Monica.
This was my first time ever in Santa Monica, so I had my
brother babysit Daisy for the day, and did some touristy
stuff with my mom. FYI, I edited the smog out of most of
these photos so you could see the images a bit clearer.

After a nearly five hour drive, we arrived in Santa Monica
and headed over to the 3rd Street Promenade to do a little
shopping. It was a fun time watching all of the street
performers. Some of those people are really talented!
I even met this guy who played his flute for me.



He was awesome! If I ever throw a party, I want this
guy to come over and play his flute for everyone.

After the Promenade, we went around the block to the
Santa Monica Pier. I didn't take a ton of photos because
of the massive amounts of people that were gathering, but
my mom and I had a great time checking the place out!
The pier had a very old carnival feel to it. It was
kind of like San Francisco's Pier 39 on crack.















What are you up to this 4th of July weekend?

I Took A Poo In The Mountains When I Thought No One Was Looking

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Daisy!
A few days ago, I went on a little hike
up in the mountains.

"Hey boys. Can anyone point me in the direction of
the nearest gym. I have some squat moves
I need to work on."


"Let's head to the top!"


"Ah! Put me down. I told you that I had to take
a poo and I meant it!"


"Answer me this question, why are we in the forest,
when I could be at the Cheesecake Factory?"


"In fact, I think I may have a coupon for the Cheesecake Factory."


"Is that a Twinkie on the ground?"


"Does anyone else have to take a big poo, or is it just me?"


I hope you are having a sexy week!
I am heading over to your blogs this evening!

Try Not To Fall When You Approach The Podium

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
I went to my brothers High School graduation the other day,
and what a graduation it was! My brother had to be at the UNLV
stadium by 8:00 a.m. and being the family we are, we became
late almost immediately because I tried to convince my
brother to get out of the car in his cap and gown to
ride a dinosaur at a gas station we passed.

Luckily, we got there just in time to file into the stadium
to witness a verbal beat down between two women who were
mad about seating arrangements. I had my video camera
on just in case one of the women threw the other
down the stadium stairs.



The graduation ceremony started, and it lasted about 2 hours.
My brother went up to receive his diploma, and then the kid in
front of him fell flat on his face in front on thousands of people!
It was awful, but he will be famous for a long time in the Vegas
community, especially when his fellow graduates replay that
moment over and over on the DVD. I hope he uses that fall
to his advantage by starting a web site called
I-Fell-At-My-Graduation.com. I know I would
watch it!



I am so proud of of my brother, and hope he had as much fun
graduating, as I had being in the audience.

"I am going to throw the best graduation party ever!
Everyone, gather on the lawn, I am going to start the
party by taking a pit bull sized poo, and lighting
my fart on fire in front of the entire
neighborhood!"


Daisy and I hope you are having a fun week!