And A Sexy New Year!

Happy New Year everyone!
Let's party!

I Could Almost Taste The Cheese Dust In The Air

"Come close to the computer screen,
I have something I want to tell you."


"I ate a giant cheese puff earlier, and I could almost
taste the cheese dust in my mouth after I farted.
I highly recommend buying yourself a tasty
snack today."


"What? Like farting cheese dust has never happened
to someone before? If it hasn't, maybe someone can
sign me up for The Guinness Book of World Records."

Christmas Was Here. Who Will Be My Umbrella Holder For The New Year?

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I hope you had a sexy Christmas!
What did Santa bring you? This was Daisy's first sexy
Christmas, and she ended up with a some great gifts,
especially from Grandma. She didn't get the pony,
or the 42 inch flat screen, but Daisy got a
pug load of other stuff this year.

"Let the gift opening begin! I said let it begin.
Stop taking my photo. Pass me my first giftie,
so I can open it."


"Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas to me,
Merry Christmas to my sexy self, Merry Christmas to me."


"Okay, on the count of two, take my photo.
Take it now, or else I might crack the lens with
an explosive fart."


"Cheese! That reminds me, the cheese puffs
I put in the oven are done. Let's open my gifts
before you place a cheese puff in my mouth, and it
melts with cheesy goodness."


"Cheese puff now! By the way, these gifts are great!
I especially love the shampoo, and the purpley poo bags
that smell like grape. Santa was listening! Do you think
Santa will come back and give me a bubble bath massage?"


"My first giant monkey man!
Does he come with insurance, because I am
going to chew his face off in less than 48 hours."


"I am going to chew this bone in less than
24 hours. I hope you bought backups. It's delicious."


"What do you mean you only bought me one bone?
You know that after I lick my bone approximately
10 times, I replace it with a new one."


"It's time for a nap. When I wake up, I would like
a cup off tea waiting for me, and exactly three
spoonfuls of Cool Whip."


Daisy and I hope you stay warm,
and enjoy your week!

Merry Christmas!

Hi Everyone!
It's the night before Christmas, and Daisy can't
wait to unwrap her gifts. In fact, she doesn't think a
sexy pug should have to wait until Christmas morning.
The mornings are for pooping, so she did some under
the tree detective work this evening.

"Can I unwrap one of my gifts tonight?"


"I hope you don't mind, but I already unwrapped one.
It was a bone, and it was delicious."




"Oooh what's in this bag? Go put another batch of cookies
in the oven for me, and I will fluff this bag while
I wait for you."


Daisy and I hope you have a Merry Christmas!

The Sexy Pug Statue Of Christmas

Hi Everyone!

There is only a few days left before Christmas!
I know I am not supposed to be buying anything for
myself right before Christmas, but I was at Hobby Lobby
yesterday, and I spotted this life size pug statue!
He was only $10.00, and I decided
to purchase him.

"So... what does this pug statue of yours do? Can he
show you his Elvis lip, or start a bonfire with just one
intense fart? I didn't think so."


"This statue isn't going to be the start of some strange
pug collection obsession is it? I will turn you in if you
start collecting pug statues, and placing them all
over my condo. Do you hear me? I will turn
you in! Go make me some sprinkly
delicious Christmas cookies."


"Hey, can we go see the Nutcracker
at the Paris Hotel and Casino? If they deny me
at the door, we'll just head over to Chippendales.
I know they will let me in. In fact, I think I may
have a Holiday coupon for the strip show there."


Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

It's The Funnest Time Of The Year

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I can't believe this weekend is Christmas!
We finally got our tree over the weekend. The tree looks
great, and is being propped up once again by tupperware.
This is our second tree in a row that has tilted dramatically
to one side after we brought it home. It's strange,
but Daisy and I love the tree just how it is!

"I don't really notice a tilt. But, the water I
just drank from under the tree tastes funny."


"Hey, do you think you can take me by Petco later?
I think they might be having a sale on bones,
and Christmas toys."


I also purchased a new camera over the weekend, after mine
recently took a poo. It's a Canon Powershot SX 210. I really
like it so far. It has a lot more features than my old one,
so it may take me a while to figure it out.



Just look at what I was able to do with Daisy using the
fisheye lens!

"Do I look amused to you? Stop trying to make me look fat.
Not coolsies. What kind of treats are we baking this week?"


Hehe. Has everyone finished their shopping?
What are you up to these last few days before Christmas?

Poo Giveaway Winner!

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I used Random.org to generate our
poo and gift box giveaway winner.



And the winner is: Kitty + Coco!

Congratulations! Be sure to e-mail us your address,
and we will send the poo, and the gift box to you
right away.