Carry Me Please!

Hey everyone!

Penny and I hope you are having a great weekend!
Penny and I went for a few walks before the
rain came out to play.

"This bush smells strange. Who's been man
peeing on my bush??"


"I think there's a sexy dog coming
my way. How is my fur looking?"


As you can see from these photos, sometimes I wonder who
is taking who for a walk. It's clear to me now,
that Penny walks me.

Penny is usually good about walking around our complex
without throwing a tantrum, but this weekend was
different.

It took about 10 minutes to get Penny to walk to the front
door. Then, after I carried her down the stairs, it took
another 10 minutes to get her to move away from the
grass and start the process of a walk.

"I have done my business, now carry me
back to my palace!"


I should have videotaped her stubbornness to show our
vet how hard it can be to get Penny to exercise.
If she's not walking toward whipped cream,
the walks can be extra difficult.
If Penny does not feel like
taking a walk, she does
not walk.

"Stop being so lazy! I don't want to hear
you complain, or say anything about my
beefy pug size."


"Put some human muscle into it!"


If we are in the middle of the street and Penny doesn't
feel like going any further, I have to carry her back home.
I can't really blame her. I have spoiled her for so
long, and called her sexy, that now, she tells
me when we go for walks. And she makes me
carry her.

"Does this angle make my rolls look big?"


Do any of you carry your pugs when they don't
feel like going any further? At least the
humans get a little exercise!

Spay Day 2010

"Penny"

Happy Wednesday!

Is it the weekend yet?
While Penny and I have been busy getting ready for our
trip, I almost forgot to enter Penny in the Humane Society
Spay Day Photo Contest! I remembered just in time.
The cutoff is February 26th, so all you sexy
animals should enter!

Penny and I never enter these contests to win, because let's
face it, there are a lot of sexy furry animals out there!
But, I do like to donate as much as I can to the
organizations that really help animals and
bring awareness to them.

I love the Humane Society of the United States.
I would love to work for them one day. If that's not
a bonus in itself, they are also located in New York!
My favorite city!

Hold on, let me click my non existent glittery red heels
for some money to relocate. Ok, back to reality. Even if you
don't enter, check out the photos, and maybe spare a few dollars
for the organization and the animals they help.

Penny and I hope you have a sexy Wednesday!

Drive-Thru Baby

Hey everyone!

Hope your week is off to a good start.
Penny and I are getting ready for a little trip
we will be taking next week. We're going to the Bay Area
for a few days. We're really looking forward to the trip,
but not so much the 9 hour drive it's going to take to get
there. It will be Penny's first big trip since she went
blind. I think she's going to do just fine, but she'll
have to get used to her new surrounds for a few days.

As long as she has her snacks, she will be OK.
Can you believe there are no drive-thru Starbucks near
San Francisco! Penny will be disappointed. It makes me realize
how lazy I have become since moving here. Everything has a
drive-thru in Las Vegas. I'm not just talking about the
food and drink either.

We have drive-thru dry cleaners, drugstores, mail centers,
wedding chapels, pawn shops, flower stores, clerks...you get the
picture. Pretty much the stores you would walk into in most
towns, you drive through here. I'm surprised they don't
have a drive-thru dating service. For dogs and people.
Penny could meet her man pug match here in Vegas.
Girl...unpack the pug lace panties.

"My man pug should be beefy. He needs to
be strong, and I want him to feed me
whipped cream."


I could easily pack on the pounds if I participated
in the drive-thru extravaganza. I want to drive up to
a hair salon and say, "Excuse me, can you have someone
jump in my car and give me a perm. I need my hair did,
like now."

Sexy Tiger Sunday

Happy Sunday!

Penny loves Sundays.
She has more time to think about her life,
and take longer poops.

"Did you say we are going to Starbucks?
Because if you want me to go anywhere else,
you'll be carrying me like a big sexy baby."


Speaking of weekends, I came across this sexy tiger at the
Venetian the other night. I thought it was pretty extravagant.
Has anyone seen this in person? It's huge! And more importantly,
can I order one? One of these sexy bad boy tigers would
complete my front yard set!


It's too bad they wouldn't let me climb over the security
rope, straddle the tiger, and have someone take a photo of me.
Then again, this is Vegas. If they let me do something like
that, they would have a lot of drunk, half-naked people
trying to ride a huge tiger next to the nightclub.
Oh how I love this town.

Penny and I hope everyone is having
a great weekend!

I'll Stick That Thermometer Where The Sun Doesn't Tan

Penny and I hope everyone is having
a sexy Thursday!

Penny's appointment went well the other day. Her doctor said she
is doing great! We happened to be put in the only room in
the facility that had a pug weight loss theme.
Penny and I felt like we were trapped in a
Weight Watchers for pugs meeting we
couldn't escape.

Of course, the topic quickly turned to Penny's weight.
Penny weighed in at 9lbs...X3. As the doctor kept going on
and on about fasting and weight loss supplements,
all Penny and I could think about was, what
time does Starbucks close? And, I wonder
what size cup they will put Penny's
whipped cream in today.

I thought it would be best not to mention that
we were heading over to Starbucks after the appointment.
Penny had to be compensated for the mental stress
I put her through. I didn't think the doctor
would understand Penny's whipped cream
dependency.

Penny was so mad at me after she received her
shots, she refused to face me!


"Where are the donuts?!?"


"Make it extra whippy and creamy today, I
just had someone stick a thermometer in my
butt!"


When we got home, it was time for
a nap.




Hooray for a clean bill of health!

I Don't Step On Scales

Penny and I hope everyone is having a great week!
Penny has been enjoying the Las Vegas weather...by staying
inside. She went for a few walks too, and exercised her
beefy backside.

She has an appointment with her doctor tomorrow for her
check-up and shots. I'm getting an ulcer just thinking about
putting her on that gigantic scale. It tells no lie!
I'll probably tell her doctor that she had a
really big lunch, and we're working on
the exercise part.

"Girl please...I only exercise when I have to
go outside and take a poo."


"I thought I just told you that I don't have
to poo. Stop trying to make me go outside!"



"This conversation is over. Go get me
some whipped cream."

Happy Valentines Day!

Penny and I hope everyone has a
great Valentines Day!