Our Big Sexy Announcement!

Daisy and I want you to meet the newest
addition to our family: Bruce!



"My name is Bruce. I enjoy foxy ladies, being hand fed
crunchy snacks and rubbing my face against soft velvet cushions."


We adopted Bruce, formerly known as Lefty from the
Southern Nevada Pug Rescue a little over a week ago,
and he is the sweetest little man pug! He is very playful,
and loves to snuggle with his toys, especially
his plush bone.

Bruce is smitten with Daisy. They are still getting acquainted
with one another, but I can tell they are going to be bestess friends.

We have so many photos to share with you, and I will be taking
a lot more this weekend at the Pug-O-Rama event. Bruce can't
wait to be friends with all of you, and get started with this new
chapter in his life!

Daisy, Bruce and I hope you all have a great weekend!

I Can't Keep This Secret Locked Inside My Butt For Much Longer

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Daisy!

Can you believe it is almost Halloween! Smokin' soy balls I can't
wait for the festivities! My mom and I have so much to tell
you since the last time we blogged.

My mom and I have a huge announcement that we will be
making on Friday. When I say huge I mean HUGE! You can
tell how big my announcement is going to be from the
look on my pug face right now.



Yep, it's that huge!

I will let you in on this sexy announcement on Friday,
but until then, I also want to tell you about what else has
been happening. I have been getting ready for Pug-O-Rama
that will be taking place this Saturday. I am pretty excited about
wearing my costume for the event. I am going as a sexy
devil pug. My mom got me a red glittery costume, so I
feel more like a showgirl in it than I do a devil,
but I'll go with it.

"Okay, I'm not that excited about the costume, but my
mom promised me snacks if I wear it for a few minutes,
so I'll put up with it. I get my revenge by farting into my
costume. Farting into my costume makes me smile inside."


"I'm farting in my bed right now. You can't even tell can you?"


"I'm hungry. I don't think I can wait until the party
for snacks. Five dollar footlong now!"


We hope you have a great Thursday!

I Did Some Butt Squats On My Beach Ball And Then Re-Gifted It To My Neighbor

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy!

A lot has been happening around here lately.
Last Friday, someone gave my mom a beach ball at work,
and she brought it home for me to play with it. The problem
with that was I didn't want a beach ball, I wanted nachos.

Then on Saturday, I went to a pug meetup and met a ton of new
pug friends. My mom has also been searching for a sexy costume
for me to wear when we attend the Southern Nevada Pug Rescue
Pug-O-Rama event in two weeks. So far, she still hasn't been
able to find a costume up to my sexy standards, so she
might have to scramble and make one for me.

It's important that I take first prize in the costume
department this year. I really want a trophy. I'm not sure
if they will be giving trophies for first prize,
but I want one anyway.

What are you all dressing up as for Halloween?

My Sexy Frame Was Packaged In Bubble Wrap And I Squished It Between My Toes

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to lately?
A few weeks ago, I went to the Las Vegas Harvest Art and Craft
Festival, and I ordered something super sexy for Daisy! It arrived
in the mail last week from the American Picture Frame Company,
but I am just getting around to showing you now.

Ta Da!



If this photo looks familiar, it's because I have posted it quite a
few times. It's one of my favorites. I took this photo the day after
I adopted Daisy. This was her face after she had tasted a
Starbucks puppuccino for the first time, and had
lapsed into a puppuccino coma.

"I have always wanted a sexy frame!"


"The likeness is uncanny. What do you think?"


"It's like magic. Now I can stare at my pug face without even
looking into a mirror! Not that I do that often or anything..."


"Can I get a couple of snacks here? Me and my pug face are hungry!"


We hope you have a great Monday and we will be heading
over to your blogs real soon!

Do My Grey Chin Hairs Make You Hungry For Grilled Cheese Sandwiches?

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy!
Thank you for the well wishes after my foot injury.
Today, I want to talk about something completely different...
my chin hairs!

"Come close. I want you to zoom in on my chin hairs."


"If you zoom in real close, you can see an outline of
Scooby-Doo in the hairs."


"Okay, that was my pain pill talking. You can't see anything
except the grey."


"Is it Friday yet? I have a coupon for the soup special
at Denny's, but it's only good on Friday. Is everyone else
as excited as I am for Friday?"

My Pink Foot Bandage Smells Like Rain And Looks Like Pink Cotton Candy

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?

Daisy and I have been pretty busy lately, so we are a bit behind
on the blog. Over the weekend, Daisy and I had planned a nice
relaxing Saturday, but things didn't go exactly as planned.

On Friday night right before bedtime, Daisy took a superman
leap off one of the chairs on our patio, and one of her back nails
got snagged somehow and her nail ripped off. It was pretty
gross, and I thought it was much worse than it actually
was because of all the blood that was tracked
throughout the condo.

I took Daisy over to the doctor first thing Saturday.
Her doctor wrapped her paw up in a pink bandage to match
her leash and harness, and sent her home with some pain
meds and antibiotics. Daisy will be healed up in no
time, and will be taking full advantage of all
the extra attention she is getting from
her minor injury.



"This thing smells strange. Does anyone have any Febreze?"


"Do you think I can get a handicap parking sticker because of this
bandage? I think I might need to park as close to the Petco
entrance as possible while I am healing."


"Hey, can I get one more of those pain pills please?
Did anyone else just see Santa in the corner of the room,
or am I hallucinating?"


We hope you have a sexy Monday!

I Went Out By The Bay And Had A Woman Tell Me She Wanted To Put Me On Layaway

Hi Everyone!
It's Meeeeeeee Daisy.

As I promised you yesterday, here are some of my glamour
shots. Most of these were taken out by the Bay while I was
in California last week.

Here is a photo of me and my mom. I am not sure what
my mom was thinking as she looked out at the water,
but I was thinking about what kind of underwear
I was going to buy at Victoria's Secret
that evening.



"Smokin soy balls, I think I might have a coupon for Victoria's Secret!"


"In case you all were wondering, it's exactly 114 days until Christmas."


"All I Waaant for Christmaasss Is Yooou!. Well, I would also like
a pony named Bruce, a luxury dog bed that forms to my pug body
and a lifetime supply of organical dog treats."


"A pony named Bruce now!"


"Is this a directory? Can you find out where the nearest
Starbucks and McDonald's are on this thing?"


After my photos, I headed back to Vegas.



Even though I was exhausted from the trip,
my mom said she needed to stop in Casa de Fruta
for some bananas.

"Are you making me a smoothie later?"


While I was in Hollister at Casa de Fruta, I came across a few things.

"Does anyone have a quarter so I can ride this carousel?"


Then, I found this bridge. I had to cross it because there was a
giant water fountain at the end, and I thought it would be
cool to skinny dip in it.



"Does that sign say no trespassing? I can't read that sign clearly
because I didn't bring my contacts, so I am crossing it anyway!"


"I am about to cross this bridge. Someone stop me..."


"I'm going skinny dipping!"