They Tried To Bake Santa A Batch Of Cookies That Were Not Tainted With Gas Clouds

Hi Everyone!

Are you ready for Christmas?
Bruce and Daisy opened one of their Christmas gifts early
this year. I ordered Bruce and Daisy a Woofie Warmer from
Melissa and Archie, and the warmers arrived in the mail the
other day! Here are some photos of Bruce and Daisy
wearing their warmers.

"We must prepare for the arrival of Santa!"

"I am so serious right now!"

"We don't even have any cookies baked!

I made the dough, but Daisy ruined the dough with her fart 

clouds. She couldn't fart next to the dough, 

she had to fart into it."

"These are lies I tell you!"

"All...well, maybe I did fart into the dough just a little."

"I don't think she realizes how long it takes to make 

cookie dough. I mean, does she know how strenuous 

it can be to open the plastic on the dough, and then roll 

that dough onto the cookie sheet?"

"Strenuous I tell you!"

"Well, since I have to buy more cookie dough, 

we might as well make a quick stop at PetSmart!"

"Let's shop till we drop!

I'll take all of these! Throw some of those cookies I like 

into the basket while you're at it."

"Daisy, can we just for once focus on how sexy I look in this 

basket right now? All the ladies want me."

We hope you are enjoying your week!