His Eyeball Sparkles Like Rain And Can Tell When Wind Is Coming

Hi Everyone!

"It's true. I can tell when someone is about to break wind.

Oh, you were talking about the other kind of wind

weren't you? Do I look like a weather man to you?"

"Hey, guess what just happened? 

When I typed the word weather, my computer 

auto corrected it to wiener. I just thought you should know that."

"My head looks like a giant potato in this photo.

I'm kind of angry about it. Speaking of potatoes,

I'm in the mood for some mashed potatoes. Make sure 

you sprinkle some salt on those. I would like them 

served to me exactly three minutes

after I wake up from my nap."

"Three minutes exactly!"

"The Bruce is going to take his nap now."

We hope you have a relaxing weekend!