The Log Was Large, And It Glistened Like Magic Next To The Lake

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?
Bruce, Daisy and I went to the park on Saturday.
The weather was amazing and these two had
the park all to themselves.

"Heck yes! We're going to the park. Let's ride!"

"I saw a guy wearing bike shorts the other day. 

The shorts were too tight. Waaay too tight.

I thought to myself, why? Also, why was he

riding a skateboard instead of a bike?

I've been thinking about this all day,

and I still can't figure it out."

"I know why his shorts were too tight.

It's because his cheeks were too muscular.

I'm a genius." 

How many snacks did you 

bring with you today? Smokin' soy balls, what do

you mean you only brought two bags of snacks? 

I specifically told you to bring three!"

"If you were my personal assistant, 

I would have fired you by now. I'm totally kidding.

Or am I?"

"Can we go skinny dipping in the lake?"

"Whoa, you mean we can't?"

"Exactly why not?"

"How come people stare at us when we come 

to the lake? Have they never seen two sexy

pugs posing on a log before?"

"Speaking of logs, we have some business 

we must attend to. Wink wink."

"We must drop a log. Now!"

We hope you have a great Monday!