The Water Was Smooth Like Jelly, But It Tasted Like Jam

Hi Everyone!
How was your weekend?

Bruce, Daisy and I went over to the park on Saturday.
It was cold out, so I was pretty sure Bruce and Daisy wouldn't
want to stay long. I was wrong! We stayed a long time.
Daisy insisted on walking down to the lake and
dipping her face into the water. She even
tried to go swimming!

"Hey, can I go down to the lake? I feel like taking a dip.

A dip of the skinny kind if you know what I mean."

"Surprise! I need to take a poo! Take me down to the lake

and let me handle this."

"We're feeling a little parched. 

Did you bring any iced tea with you?"

"Smokin' Soy Balls, you didn't bring any iced tea with you? 

Do you expect us to drink from the lake or something? 

The last time we checked, the lake didn't taste like iced tea."

"Are we going to Denny's tonight or what?"

"I don't know about you, but I could really go for some 

crunchy whole wheat toast right now."

"I need to make a quick stop by Costco first. 

I need Costco strawberry jam for my toast, 

and I need it now."

"Strawberry jam from Costco now!"

We hope you have a great Monday!