"Do you ever get that scary feeling
right before Halloween?"
"I never get scared before Halloween.
But lately, there is something that has been spooking me.
Are you ready for me to tell you what has been spooking me?
Don't say I didn't warn you that it was scary."
"Lately, when I watch television,
I find that I am constantly being interrupted by commercials!
Not just your average commercials, but vajayjay cream
commercials. I can't even watch my soaps for more than
two minutes without being interrupted by a vajayjay
commercial. Can a pug just sit on the couch naked
with a bowl of cheese puffs and watch her soaps
without commercials? No she can't! All of a sudden BAM!
Another vajayjay commercial!
It scares me."
"I hope there are less commercials while Bruce and I are trying
to watch our Halloween shows tonight. What is your favorite
Halloween movie? Mine is Hocus Pocus."
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2 comments:
Daisy, your googly eyes show just how scary those vajayjay commercials are. Eeeeek! My favorite Halloween movie is the Nightmare before Christmas.
Licks, Sabrina
Daisy, I'm laughing too hard right now to remember any of my favorite Halloween programs! :-)
Love,
Christy
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