No Parking In The Sexy Pug Red Zone

"Uh-oh. Someone better call the police. Two sexy

pugs are parked in the red zone."

"We changed our minds about calling the police. 

We might have an outstanding warrant out for our arrest. 

All we can say is that it involved a burrito, a taco truck and some spicy hot sauce."

"Check out my rear cheeks. Do they look toned to you?
I've been walking up a lot of hills lately."

"I found a Cheerio in my jogging shorts the other day.
It was still crunchy and delicious after all this time. Okay, I didn't
find the Cheerio in jogging shorts. I actually found it on the floor.
Don't judge me!"

We hope you have a super sexy week!