I Drank A Lot Of Coffee And Painted A Pug Drawing For You

Hi Everyone!

I have been working on some new pug art over the past
few days. Here is a little sample of one of the drawings
I just completed. This is what I look like with a tiny
pug head on my body.

In other news, Daisy is on a new diet to get rid of some bladder
crystals she's had trouble with over the past few months. She is
not happy that she is on a strict diet and can't have the same
snacks as Bruce. She was so mad, she tried to flip Bruce
out of his bed the other day.

Daisy was also on pain pills for a couple of days for her bladder
crystals. She got high, went crazy and tore her bed apart.
Operation pain pill worked, because I went out and
bought her a bigger, more comfortable bed.

We hope you have a sexy Wednesday!

I Love You Like A Warm Pair Of Sexy Jeans Just Out Of The Dryer

Hey Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?

Our weekend was pretty low key. Bruce and Daisy spent a good

chunk of time sleeping, eating and strutting their sexy. They also 

spent some time at the park before the clouds rolled in. 

They love the park so much! 

"Can you make us a ham sandwich? We'll ham it up for the camera if you promise to make us a sandwich. Make sure you throw in some of those baby carrots too. We love those."

"Baby carrots now!"

"We were thinking about signing up for one of those pole dancing classes. We think it would be a great workout, and we would also get to wear sexy outfits. We need approximately $150 for the classes. Give us the money and the baby carrots now!"

Have a great Monday!

He Didn't Notice The Raccoon Crossing The Street Carrying A Bag Of Groceries Because He Was Jamming To His Music

Hi Everyone!

Are you ready for the weekend? 

Bruce, Daisy and I have been outside soaking up the sun.

We have been out and about exploring this new city of ours, 

and we can't wait to show you what we have been up to. 

Here is a little preview of what Bruce has been up to.

"Turn the music up, this is my jam!"

We hope you have a great weekend!

He Kayaks In Booty Shorts And Gleams Like Spicy Mustard When He's Out On The Lake

Hi Everyone!
It's Daisy!

Bruce and I went to our first lake the other day.
It was awesome! At one point I was chasing the waves,
and dipping my face into the water.

"Everyone get out of the water! There is a brown Twinkie
floating in the water! I'm pretty sure it's not the sugary kind
of Twinkie you would find at the supermarket."

"That's not a brown Twinkie. That's just a stick."

"Hey, guy on boat! Do you have any soy sauce?
I've got a rice bowl over here, and I need some dipping sauce.
Be a hero and bring me some sauce!"

"Follow me Bruce! I'm about to take you on the

most exciting skinny dipping adventure you've ever had."

"I hope I didn't sit in any poison oak.
My butt is going to itch for like a week."

"Alright, I've seen enough of the lake. I have a plate of chicken
strips waiting for me at home. Hey, can we swing by Whole Foods
on the way back? I need to pick up some Organic BBQ sauce
and some iced tea."

They Played In A Field Of Flowers And Met A Guy Named Ted Who Was Playing Bongos Naked On A Park Bench Nearby

Hi Everyone!
How was your weekend?

Daisy, Bruce and I went to Seward Park in Seattle yesterday.
This was our first time at this park, and we had a super
fun time. This park had breathtaking views, and we

met a lot of dogs and their humans who were out
enjoying the warm weather.

Here are some photos of our park adventure.
Tomorrow, I will post some photos of Bruce and
Daisy encountering their first lake!

Please forgive me on my lack of blog comments lately. 

My Internet connection has been terrible, but I'll straighten it out! 

We hope you have a great Monday!

He Put On My Pajamas, Tested My Makeup And Then Watched Me Sleep For Five Hours

Hi Everyone!

Daisy, Bruce and I went hiking over the weekend.
We had a great time, but I had a little incident the next morning.
When I woke the next day, I found a thick spider the size of a
golf ball on my pillow. It wasn't just on the pillow, it was
next to my face! It was like being in that movie
Arachnophobia. When I spotted that spider,
I threw up in my pants a little bit.

It's unclear if the spider traveled back with us from the hike, or if
if it was already in the apartment. I think it may have laid it's
eggs in my brain while I was sleeping. Either way, I have
spent the past two days spider proofing this place
so it never happens again.

Here are some photos of our hike!

We hope you have a great week!