I Caught Him Wearing A Tiny Red Speedo Doing Butt Lunges In The Living Room

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Bruce. I am taking over the computer 

today because I want to say something to you.

Watch the clip below.  

What do you think I was saying in this video?

My mom thinks I was barking about cheese balls 

and sexy ladies.

I was just barking because I wanted to say hello to 

all my friends, and also because I am looking for a girlfriend. 

I think the best way to find a girlfriend is to go on the web 

and upload sexy videos of yourself. 

Thanks for watching my video! I feel like a movie star.

I think I'm going to start doing butt squats and wearing gel 

in my fur if my mom is going start putting videos 

of me on the Internet. 

I love you. 

-Bruce