She's Not A Man Pug

Penny has found a new way to wear the bandana I bought her.
If there was a book titled, The Little Sexy Pug Riding Hood,
she could be in it.




I should let her wear it out every time we run errands.
We were at PetSmart today, and everyone kept
asking, “What is his name?”

For some reason people always assume Penny is a man pug.
She wears a girly rhinestone collar, and a red leash when
we go out. If she was wearing her sexy bandana, I could
turn around and say, “Have you ever seen a sexy
man pug wear a rhinestone collar and
bandana?” I haven't.

I always thought it would be funny to take on a
deep manly voice, if someone asked that
question again, and say, "His name is
Penny." I could scare a lot of people.
I just don't have that kind of vocal
talent.

It hurts Penny’s feelings when people call her a
beefy man pug.

She forgives you.