Hi everyone!
What have you been up to?
Bruce, Daisy and I spent a few hours at the park this weekend.
We also watched Hocus Pocus for twelve hours straight.
Here are some photos of our park adventure:
"I was thinking about my Halloween costume,
and I think I want to go as an ice skating unicorn
that farts gold dust."
"My mom said she probably couldn't execute that
kind of costume due to her limited sewing skills,
but I don't care."
"I want to be an ice skating unicorn,
and no one can stop me!"
"No one."
"I think I am going to wear a skull mask for Halloween.
It's simple, straight to the point, and it looks
super cool."
"Do you know what would also look super
cool Bruce?"
"No. Tell me what else could be cooler than my skull mask?"
"It would be cool, if I was an ice skating unicorn, and you
were a wizard with a rhinestone wand. You could
ride on my back, and catch the gold dust
that will shoot out from the rear end
of my costume."
"Ride on my back, and catch the gold dust
that will shoot from my rear."
"Just let that costume idea marinate in your
spaghetti sauce for a while."
"Let it marinate. but don't let it burn."
"There is no way that is happening. I am going
trick-or-treating in my skull mask. Ladies love a pug
in a skull mask. Daisy can take out a Craigslist ad
for someone to ride on her back, and catch the unicorn
dust that will shoot from her rear."
"Make it happen.
Make my dreams come true."
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