Today I Get My Teeth Cleaned!

Hi Everyone!

It is finally Friday! Today is a big day for Daisy.
She is finally getting her teeth cleaned! She has gone her
whole pug life without any dental, and today is the day that
her breath goes from stinky, to minty!

"Alright listen, I will trade you six pieces of organic
dog kibble, and I will pick up my own poo for a week,
if I can get out of this appointment."


"Don't make me go! I swear I'll invest in breath mints
if you let me stay home today."


Okay, I'll go to the dentist. This is only because I will
have the most freshest pug breath ever, and it might help me
meet a second boyfriend."


We will let you know how it goes!
Have a great Friday!

Do I Have Foam On My Lip?

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going? Lately, I have been really busy,
and Daisy has been giving me major attitude for it. I felt it
was necessary to make my busyness up to her, by taking her
to Starbucks for a Puppuchino snack.

"Stop teasing me. I know what's in that cup, I can smell it.
Do you know how I can smell it? It's because I'm a pug genius.
Now give it to me. Sexy pug wants it now."


"That's more like it."


"Oopsie, I dropped some."


"Are you going to pick that up for me or what?"


"I'll thank you later, after you pick up my poo."


"How am I supposed to get to the bottom of the cup,
when my bulging eye is blocking it?"


"Don't worry about it, I figured it out."


"Yummy."


"That tasted so good, I almost peed in my fur pants."


Have a great Wednesday!

Meet My Chocolate Man

Hi Everyone!

It's me Daisy. How was your weekend?
I want you to meet my October boyfriend.
His name is Mr. Chocolate man, and I like him a lot.

"I told you not to talk to me until you bake me a cake,
and finish cleaning the house. Did you hear me
Mr. Chocolate man? Go bake me a cake!"


"You smell like an old man who was recently unpacked
from a storage box. I thought you told me you were only 29."


"I'm going to go clean the house, and bake Daisy a cake now."


I hope you have a sexy Monday!

Hello October. Did You Bring Me A Latte?

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I are back from our mini vacation, and are ready to
jump start the Fall with more writing and sexy pug photos!
We can't wait to catch up on what you have
been up to as well!

Daisy spent her blogging vacation mostly in the fridge.
She also recently met, and spent time with her Uncle Brett
who was on his Navy leave. It is hard to believe Daisy has
been with us for four months already, and it is already
October! Time flies when you barricade yourself in
an air conditioned condo in the middle of a
desert all summer.

"Don't tell them I spent my blogging vacation on a romantic
Holiday with a bag of Little Debbie cookies. This heat makes
me hungry. Make sure you set the alarm clock tomorrow,
so you can get up early and bake me some cheeze balls!"


"Don't ever remove the shades! I like wearing my sunglasses.
They make me feel mysterious and sexy."


"That's much better. And put my pillow back on the couch too!"


Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!

Weekend Pug Necessities

Hi Everyone!

Happy Saturday! Daisy and I have been on a mini
blogging hiatus, but that doesn't mean Daisy
has taken a break from her sexy pug duties
of bossing me around.

"Good Saturday morning my human servant."


"As you slept on those Cheeze-It Snack Mix calories,
I was up making you a list."


"A list detailing all the things you are to do for
me today, so I can feel my sexiest."


"Number 389, give me a bath, and blow dry my fur
so it looks feathery. Number 390, light a pumpkin candle,
and put on my Nsync Christmas CD while I take a nap.
Number 391, pat down my giant dog bed, so it will
be smooth, and feel as though a fat man has been
sitting on it for two hours. Okay, I'm getting
tired. I will add to this list after I listen
to my CD."


Daisy and I hope you have a sexy weekend!

A Day In The Woods

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
Daisy and I have been getting ready for the weekend.
There is an event coming up this weekend in Vegas called
the Harvest Festival, and I thought it would be fun
to check it out. Daisy has her paws crossed I will
find some sexy pug items for her at the event.

Last weekend for Labor Day, I headed out for a hiking adventure.
It was still moderately hot, so Daisy stayed home and sipped
on her iced tea while I was out.

"Is my tea done yet? Put the straw close to my
lips, I don't want to mess up my chapstick."


While I was up at Mount Charleston, this is what I saw.













"Mommy, there is a lady in the woods, and I think she
is doing something strange with toilet paper!"


"Get out of here kid! I need some privacy!"




Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!

Pug Labor Day

Hi Everyone!

It's almost Labor Day! What are your plans?
Daisy and I were thinking about going hiking,
but I think it's going to be too hot. Maybe we'll just
stay inside and craft.

Nothing says Labor Day like a box full of crafties,
and a sexy pug who just wants to take a
gigantic poop.

"I heard through the grapevine that you can't
handle my massive poops. Is this true?"


"Put on your big girl panties and
go pick up my poop!"


We hope you are having a great Holiday weekend!