"Spring is in the air!
My rear cheeks can always sense when Spring is near."
"I was sitting here on the grass today,
and I started thinking about something."
"I started thinking about tacos. And then,
I started thinking about Spring dresses and short shorts."
"I love wearing short shorts and Spring dresses,
but I don't know if I'll be able to fit into my
super sexy Spring gear this year because
of my passionate love of tacos."
"It's a double edged sword. Am I right?
Anyway, I choose the tacos."
"I always choose the tacos."
"Follow your passions. Follow your dreams."