We Noticed Your Porch Light Was On, And We Came To Collect Some Tasty Treats

We hope you have a spooky Halloween and a great weekend!

The Leaves Looked Like Golden Tacos Glistening In The Sun

"There are so many leaves on this trail.

These leaves look just like golden tacos."

"Do you like leaves? We love leaves.

We like the way they feel crunchy under our pug feet."

"Let's go find a taco truck.

Crispy tacos with extra cheese now!"

We hope you are having a great week!

Mondays Are For Ponytails And Strawberry Pop Tarts

"Someone told me that today is Monday.

Is that true? Is today Monday?"

"Why would you wake me up this early on a Monday?

You know I like to sleep in on Mondays."

"Where are my strawberry Pop Tarts?

Never wake me up unless you have my 

strawberry Pop Tarts waiting for me!"

"My head feels heavy.

Bring me my pillow."

"Strawberry Pop Tarts and a pillow now!"

We hope you have a super sexy Monday!

He Took A Manly Afternoon Nap, But Was Woken After Hearing A High Pitch Manly Scream

Hi everyone, it's me Bruce.

Guess what happened to me the other day?

Okay, I'll tell you. 

"I was taking my afternoon nap on the bed yesterday,

when out of nowhere, a spider crawled across my beard.

I'm not going to lie, I screamed."

"This is what I looked like just before the spider

crawled across my beard."

"This is what I looked like as the spider

was crawling across my beard."

"I think I handled the situation pretty well."

"I will forever sleep with my eye open."

Have you ever had a spider crawl across your face? 

Did you handle it as well as Bruce did?

Ice Skating Unicorns Have All The Fun

Hi everyone!
What have you been up to?
Bruce, Daisy and I spent a few hours at the park this weekend.
We also watched Hocus Pocus for twelve hours straight.
Here are some photos of our park adventure:

"I was thinking about my Halloween costume, 

and I think I want to go as an ice skating unicorn

that farts gold dust."

"My mom said she probably couldn't execute that

kind of costume due to her limited sewing skills,

but I don't care."

"I want to be an ice skating unicorn,

and no one can stop me!"

"No one."

"I think I am going to wear a skull mask for Halloween.

It's simple, straight to the point, and it looks

super cool."

"Do you know what would also look super

cool Bruce?"

"No. Tell me what else could be cooler than my skull mask?"

"It would be cool, if I was an ice skating unicorn, and you 

were a wizard with a rhinestone wand. You could 

ride on my back, and catch the gold dust

that will shoot out from the rear end

of my costume."

"Ride on my back, and catch the gold dust 

that will shoot from my rear."

"Just let that costume idea marinate in your 

spaghetti sauce for a while."

"Let it marinate. but don't let it burn."

"There is no way that is happening. I am going

trick-or-treating in my skull mask. Ladies love a pug 

in a skull mask. Daisy can take out a Craigslist ad 

for someone to ride on her back, and catch the unicorn 

dust that will shoot from her rear."

"Make it happen. 

Make my dreams come true."