She Had Her Eyes On A Cyclist Wearing Glistening Spandex Bike Shorts

Hi Everyone!
Bruce and Daisy want to take you on a virtual tour
of the park they often go to. Here we go:

"This is where we have lunch."

"This is where I gaze up at the clouds.

Sometimes I look at the sky in hopes of seeing a UFO.

Seeing a UFO is on my bucket list."

"This is where we strut our sexy on the trail."

"We often just sit on the trail. 

Burning calories is overrated. 

We like to mingle with people, and say hello to other dogs."

"Sometimes, my mom holds me 

like a sack of potatoes on the trail."

"This is where I play tic-tac-toe."

"This is where I sometimes put my paw out and 

trip bicyclists. Just kidding. I've never done that."

"Or have I....wink wink"

"Do bicyclists really need to wear spandex from head 

to toe when they are only cycling the trail for one mile?

I think the only time one should wear spandex from head 

to toe is when you are going to a nightclub, or when

you are going to be doing some serious gardening."

"Look at this body. I don't have to cycle for this body.

I maintain this body by eating nachos and doing butt squats.

I eat nachos and do butt squats at the same time.

That's very important. Sometimes I throw 

in some soy nuggets. That all depends on 

how hungry I am."

"She does do a lot of butt squats."

"I just wish she wouldn't do them in front of me

 while I am trying to take a nap.

It's weird."

"Butt squats are awesome. Without butt squats, I would never

be able to fit into my super sexy pink velour tracksuit."

What are some fun things you like to do at the park?