He Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night With Burrito Sauce On His Face

"I had a dream last night."

"In the dream, I was bathing in a 

giant bathtub of Cheetos."

"The weird thing was that when I woke up 

from my dream, I had Cheeto dust on my lips."

"I also had a little burrito sauce on my face,

but we'll talk about that later."

"Do you think I was sleepwalking

and dove into a bag of Cheetos?"

"How many bags of Cheetos do you think

it would take to completely fill a bathtub?"

"I am going to go take a nap and think about this.

Wake me up when you successfully 

fill the bathtub with Cheetos."