The Ghosts Of The Night Whispered Nacho Cheese Secrets Into Their Ears

Happy Halloween Everyone!

Bruce, Daisy and I hope you have a safe and sexy Halloween!

The Leaves Were Crispy And Smelled Like Sweetened Potato Chips

Hi Everyone!

Bruce, Daisy and I went over to Lincoln Park yesterday.
The park is beautiful this time of year. Bruce and Daisy loved
walking through the crunchy leaves, and hanging out by the
water. Here are some photos of our Seattle park adventure:

What are your plans for this week?

He Heard The Spookiest Noise, And It Almost Made Him Lose His Poise

"There is something spooky in these woods."

"I can feel it in the wind, and I can feel it in the trees."

"If you listen closely, you can hear something."

"That was me."

"I farted."

We hope you have a great weekend!

She Chewed A Toothpaste Box, And Her Mind Was Instantly Refreshed

"Yep, I tore this toothpaste box into a thousand little pieces."

"Does this face look like it's sorry?

Do you know why this face doesn't look like it's sorry?

Because it's not."

"I also tore a little piece of your rug. I own this room!"

"I would like a sandwich. The sandwich must be lightly toasted 

on crunchy flat bread. There must be seven dill pickles evenly 

scattered on the bread. If the pickles are not evenly scattered,

we are going to have a problem. Also, I need some baby wipes.

I have a mysterious black mark on my back, and I need 

it removed. I think Bruce may have tried to color my fur 

last night. I can't prove it, but I can prove it."

"Where's my sandwich?"

We Got Off Track, But Now We're Back!

Hi Everyone!

I recently realized how much time has passed since
my last blog post. It has been over two months since the
last posting! I should be ashamed of myself.

"Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself."

What have you been up to lately? I need to catch up on all of your
blogs and find out what's been going on. Bruce, Daisy and I have
been pretty busy lately. We have had some setbacks over
the past couple of months, which may explain why I
haven't blogged in a while.

Two months ago, I dislocated my knee, and then I came down
with the flu. After the flu, I came down with another flu.
Then I got bronchitis. Shortly after that, our apartment
flooded. I didn't forget about the blog, but you know
how it is sometimes.

Things are starting to return back to normal for us.
We can finally focus on getting back to the sexier things in life!

"Bring the sexy back! We are tired of this nonsense!"

We hope you have a super sexy Monday!