"I have a secret."
"I farted into that glittery shoebox you were about
to put your summer sandals in."
"It felt good too. I'm not sorry about that.
Sorry I'm not sorry! I am sorry though that I got
glitter all over the carpet. It's a mess.
Good luck cleaning that up."
"This is exactly what my face looked like
when I made the glitter fart."
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