He Only Eats Sandwiches That Look Like They Were Grilled On The Sun

Hi Everyone!
It's meeeeee Bruce!

"Does my face look puffy to you?"

"If you look closely, you can see an outline 

of a burrito in my beard."

"I'm getting off topic today. 

I think my face is extra puffy because 

I am getting a blood sugar low."

"Can anybody hear me? I'm getting a blood sugar low!"

"This is serious. I could be diabetical or something."

"Okay, I lied. I pretended to have a blood sugar low, 

but I am pretty hungry. I can't even remember 

the last time I ate. I think it was 10 minutes ago, 

but it could have been longer."

"I need a grilled cheese sandwich.

I need it now before I pass out from hunger!"

"Crunchy grilled cheese sandwich now! Make sure the bread 

is grilled to a slightly golden hue. I only eat bread that looks 

like it came from the sun."

"Is that a Twinkie floating in the water?"

We hope you have a great Friday! 

We will be heading over to you blogs this weekend!

His Eyeball Sparkles Like Rain And Can Tell When Wind Is Coming

Hi Everyone!

"It's true. I can tell when someone is about to break wind.

Oh, you were talking about the other kind of wind

weren't you? Do I look like a weather man to you?"

"Hey, guess what just happened? 

When I typed the word weather, my computer 

auto corrected it to wiener. I just thought you should know that."

"My head looks like a giant potato in this photo.

I'm kind of angry about it. Speaking of potatoes,

I'm in the mood for some mashed potatoes. Make sure 

you sprinkle some salt on those. I would like them 

served to me exactly three minutes

after I wake up from my nap."

"Three minutes exactly!"

"The Bruce is going to take his nap now."

We hope you have a relaxing weekend!

The Grass Felt Green, And It Smelled A Little Like Seaweed Under Their Pug Feet

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?
I can't believe how behind I am on the blog!
I was sick for over a week, and the blogging hiatus
got out of control. I am finally feeling better, and I can't
wait to get some new posts up and share what we have
been up to lately.

Here are a few photos I took of Bruce and Daisy
at the park last weekend:

We hope you have a great Monday!