Daisy loves food, so it's no surprise that she gets overly
excited when I feed her. She has even picked up the habit
of letting out a pug scream when she knows it's breakfast,
lunch and dinner time. The other day, there was more
than just a scream that came out out of her mouth.
I'm pretty sure I heard Daisy say the F word.
I think I need to start tuning the TV to
Animal Planet instead of HBO.
"Are you saying that my filthy mouth is a problem?"
"Look at my pug face right now.
Is this the face of a dirty mouth to you?"
"Look closer."
"Look even closer. If you stare at my chin hairs for five seconds,
you will start to see a bearded man holding a plate of cheesecake."
"You probably can't see a bearded man, but the last time
I had a filthy mouth was when I ate cat poop.
I swore I would never speak of that incident again!"
"Smokin' soy balls, is that a Twinkie?"
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Daisy guess what I scream also when mom is cutting up apples, or green beans or any fruit cos i think she is to slow or I might not gets some...sometimes I even kick mylittle legs and throw a tantrum but so far i have never ever said the F word....
stella rose
Heee, go Daisy! Riley has just recently started 'watching' TV... she was barking at dogs on TV and started barking at a show yesterday - I think I've been watching too much Food Network or HGTV which she had gotten used to!
Daisy you and I (Pearl) have a lot in common. I often squeak right before I get fed. I may even through a spin or two in. And I also have had a dirty mouth - from eating poo.
Happy snackies!
Pearl (& Daisy)
Daisy, you probably should watch the potty mouth because you may not get treats with a dirty mouth. Although, I bet your mom can't resist that sexy pug face!
Love,
Christy
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