He Sits In The Bath Like A Gentleman But Farts Bubbles In The Water Like A Pug

"Are you accusing me of farting in the bathtub?"


"Girl please, I would never fart in the tub."

Santa Slid Down Our Chimney Naked And We Wanted To Show You The Photos

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice Christmas?
Bruce and Daisy sure did! Here is Bruce to give
you a little photo recap of our Christmas.

"Let me take you on a sexy journey
of our Christmas."


"This is me and Daisy trying to get our mom to give
us snacks so we would pose for photos."


"This is me after getting a snack,
putting my butt towards the camera."


"Hey Daisy... You better get out of the fridge,
because I am about to open one of your gifts and
keep it for myself."


"Can I open these or what? I feel like I have been sitting
here forever. If you don't let me open a gift, I might take
a poo next to the Christmas tree."


This is Daisy playing with one of her new toys.

"This toy is awesome! And also for the record,
I did take a poo next to the tree, you just didn't
find it yet."


"Oooh Christmas tree, Oooh Christmas tree,
your branches hath shaded my brown poo from thee."


"I'm thinking about starting a record
company next year. Maybe I could send you all
some demos when I get my first song recorded."


This is me wearing a bow tie.

"Smokin soy balls, I look handsome in this."


And these are a few gifts my mom received!



We hope you enjoyed your Holiday!

We Wish You A Merry Christmas!

Daisy, Bruce and I hope you have a Merry Christmas!

They Had A Dream About Santa And He Was Wearing A Blue Spandex Jumpsuit And A Vest Made Out Of Cheerios

Hi Everyone!

Daisy, Bruce and I cannot believe Christmas
is this weekend!

Bruce is super excited about his first Christmas
with us. So excited in fact, he already tried
to open one of his gifts.

"I can actually explain this. See, I was
walking past the tree, and I saw my gift sitting on
the floor. There was a tear in the wrapping paper, and I
thought I might be able to fix it, but when I licked the
paper, the entire corner of the box just ripped off!"


"You're not buying any of my story are you?"


"It's true I tell you, all true!"


"Can we swing by Starbucks for a breakfast sandwich?
I could really go for a snackie right about now."


"Bruce has no patience. I would never open
a gift before Christmas."


"Look at this face."


"I don't want to toot my own
butt horn or anything, but this is the face
of an Angel."


"Let me take a moment to bow my head in silence,
and reflect on how patient I am."


"Are any of you baking cookies this weekend?
I want you to know that I am available to come
over to your houses and sample the cookies to
make sure they are delicious enough for Santa."





We hope you have a great Friday!

He Sees Unicorns And Tastes Cupcake Sprinkles Through His Left Eye

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeeeee. Bruce.



I wanted to share some of my favorite photos with you
where I think my eyeball looks especially sexy.

Ok, here we go.







"I'm crashing Bruce's photo eyeball party. My mom just
went to the grocery store, and I didn't see any whipped cream,
cookies or turkey in the grocery bag. That's a problem for me."


The End

And The Winner Of Our Sexy Holiday Giveaway Is...

Hi Everyone!

Daisy, Bruce and I entered the entries from the
Sexy Holiday Giveaway post into Random.org and we
generated a winner!

Are you ready?



The lucky winner of 60 red poo bags, one plush dog bed
and a giant Holiday dog toy is... Number 21, Marlene!



"Congratulations Marlene! I got all dressed up in this Santa
hat and nothing else just to announce the winner. I hope you
enjoy your gifties!"


Thank you to everyone who entered. We plan on having more
sexy giveaways in the near future, so stay tuned!
We hope you have a great weekend!