Dirty Little Chocolate Secret

Happy April!

Penny and I have always looked forward to April.
We have many family birthdays in April, and this gives me
an opportunity to eat a lot of cake! I love chocolate cake.
Maybe more than Penny's beefy backside loves whipped
cream. Just kidding! No one can top Penny's
addiction. But, I do love cake. Even my
perfume smells like chocolate cake.
Any opportunity I have to eat
cake, or smell like cake,
I'm taking it.



It's my dirty secret.
One day, someone is going to find me barricaded in a closet
at a party, or an event, with 4 slices of cake on my lap.
Frosting all over my face. My party dress smeared
with icing. Chocolate chaos everywhere!

And when they ask me, "What's going on in here Dana?
I'm worried about you. I think you may have a problem."
I'll simply say, "I used to be fat OK! I can have
as many slices of chocolate cake as I want!
Or, as many as this dress can hold before
buttons start popping off.
Shut the closet door
behind you!"

Is this an April fools joke story? Or could
this dirty little chocolate secret really be true?
Penny and I will never tell. Unless,
incriminating chocolate cake
picture evidence surfaces
one day.

Penny and I hope you have a great day!