My Name Is Penny, And I Have A Whipped Cream Addiction

Penny's whipped cream addiction is the reason
she needs a bath every week. When she
dives into a cup of whipped cream,
her face smells like old milk. And
that smell, seeps through her
entire body, making her
smell like a beefy pug
container of spoiled
espresso.

One of the baristas at Starbucks has been giving
Penny a small cup of whipped cream when we
go through the drive-thru. Now, Penny
thinks she is always getting her own,
and has developed a new bark/cry
noise to get the attention of the
workers. I love how they give
her treats. I have never been
anywhere, other than the
vet, where someone will
cater to my beefy pug
baby.

I always tell her that begging is never
the answer. She rarely listens.
Probably because she always
gets what she wants when
she begs.