Follow Your Dreams, And Fart Like No One Is In Your Personal Space

Hi everyone!

I was going through my photos today, and I found this gem. 

I just had to share it with you. I know it's a little blurry, but it 

made me laugh so hard. Daisy is in the background, and she looks 

like she is either really deep in thought, or she just dropped the 

biggest fart ever and she is super proud of it. We hope you
enjoy your week! Live vicariously through Daisy this
week, and don't be ashamed to fart like no one
is watching!

We can't wait to blog with you tomorrow!

The Garnish Was Tasty And Looked Like Fancy Sour Cream

Hi everyone!
We've missed you! How has May been treating you so far?
Before we catch you up on what Bruce, Daisy and I have been up
to lately, Daisy needs to get something off her hairy pug chest.

"Is it breakfast yet?"

"I said, is it breakfast time yet?"

"I'm very hungry and my butt hurts."

"Make me a breakfast burrito!

Sprinkle some sour cream on my burrito.

You know how much I love sour cream."

"Do we have any cilantro in the kitchen?"

"I would like some cilantro on the side of my plate 

as a garnish. Garnishes are so fancy."

"Well, garnishes and pink velour sweatpants are fancy."

We hope you have a great Monday!

Leave us a comment, and let us know what you have been up to.

The Air Tasted Like A Sweet Crispy Taco

"Spring is in the air!

My rear cheeks can always sense when Spring is near."

"I was sitting here on the grass today,

and I started thinking about something."

"I started thinking about tacos. And then,

I started thinking about Spring dresses and short shorts."

"I love wearing short shorts and Spring dresses,

but I don't know if I'll be able to fit into my

super sexy Spring gear this year because

of my passionate love of tacos."

"It's a double edged sword. Am I right?

Anyway, I choose the tacos."

"I always choose the tacos."

"Follow your passions. Follow your dreams."

The Frog Tasted Like Green Velvet And Fresh Cucumber

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?

Bruce and Daisy received some new toys on Valentine's Day! 

I couldn't resist! Bruce is pretty smitten with his new frog.

Here he is with his new toy.

"Check it out.

This is my new frog. We have a lot in common.

For instance, we both like eating nachos, and we both like 

wearing tiny swim trunks. Is that too much information

to share? Daisy told me it wasn't. Lies!"

"I'll probably shred this frog into a million tiny pieces by Wednesday."

"I can't help it! I love to shred my toys!

I hope you bought me a backup."

"Backup frog toy now!"

We hope you have a great Monday!

They Went For A Walk And Found A Bag Of Heart Shaped Cheetos Sitting In A Tree

We hope you have a great weekend!

The Class Was Hot, But The Thermometer Was Ice Cold

Have any of you ever taken a dog or cat CPR/first aid class?

I had been wanting to take a class like this for a while, and last 

month, I finally did! I am now officially certified in dog and cat 

first aid and CPR! 

I took the class through the American Red Cross in Seattle, 

and I learned a lot. If there ever comes a time to know what 

to do in case of an accident or emergency, I'll be ready! 

I also learned how to take a dog and cat's temperature 

using a rectal thermometer. 

"Say what??"

She Had A Dream About Dancing Veggie Links, And A Skydiving Banana Cake

"Wednesdays make me tired.

Sing me a lullaby, and tell me I'm sexy. 

After you are done with that lullaby,

 make me a big plate of scrambled eggs,

sixteen veggie links, four pieces of toast,

a fruit salad, and a slice of banana cake.

I think that'll do the trick. Is anyone else hungry? 

My mom will be taking orders up until 4:00pm 

while she's whipping up my feast."

Number 23 your order is ready.