Monday, February 18, 2013

She Told Him There Would Be Dancing Chipmunks

Hi Everyone!
It's me Bruce.

"I want to tell you what happened to me the other day.
Daisy and I were having our snack party, and then things
got weird. Daisy saw a commercial on TV for the
Chippendales show. She suddenly insisted I go 
with her to the show. She told me it would
be awesome because there would be 
dancing chipmunks."

"She lied! I checked online, and there are 
no dancing chipmunks!"

"I took it literally. 
I was going to bring peanuts and everything!"

"I can't believe I fell for it! 
I was really excited about those chipmunks."

"I don't recall saying that."

"Okay, maybe I did say that. I only said that because 
I didn't want to go to the show alone."

"Going alone would have been awkward.
I may as well stand up and say, 'Hi my name is
Daisy, and I have an addiction to Chippendales'."

"Which I don't."

"If the show ever needs an extra, they should call me. 
I could certainly audition with this body."

We hope you have a great week!

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Snack Parties Make Them Hungry For Nachos And Bean Dip

Hi Everyone!
Do you have any plans for this weekend?

Bruce and Daisy have big plans for the weekend.
These two are getting ready to have a snack party.



We hope you have a great weekend!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

They Went To The Park And Smelled An Adventure In The Air

Hi Everyone!

Bruce, Daisy and I went over to the park the other day.
It was a great day to be at the park. Everyone in Seattle
had the same idea. There were so many people
and dogs out enjoying the sunshine.

I took a bunch of photos, but I didn't capture the best parts.
Bruce met a friend while we were at the park. His new friend is
a sexy Pit Bull who is about 10x his size. Bruce was totally in love
with her. He was playing with her for quite a while, and I was so
excited about it, I didn't take any photos! Another moment was
when Daisy saw a group of people taking professional photos
for a fashion blog. She decided to crash the photo shoot.
She walked right into it and insisted on being
in one of the photos.

Here are some photos I did take on our park adventure.
















We hope you have a great Wednesday!

Friday, February 8, 2013

Sunshine Makes Them Hungry For Chicken Wings

Hi Everyone!

The sun has been shining these past few days,
and we are loving it! Here are some super sexy photos
of Bruce and Daisy outside enjoying the sunshine.

"Bruce is all up in my butt again. This is embarrassing."





"Hey, guess what? I saw a bird the other day. He 
just sat there on a rock staring at me. I was staring at him,
and he was staring at me. It was a bird stare off that went on for
seven whole minutes."

"I won that stare off. I always win."

"Do you think we can go by Denny's? Thinking
about that bird just made me hungry for chicken wings."

"Wings with a side of ranch now!"



We hope you have a great Friday!

Thursday, February 7, 2013

His Lips Need Moisture

"Hey, I have a question for you. 
Do you think my lips look chapped?"

"Are you sure? I think I'm going to be safe and head over
to Walgreens and get some Vaseline for these sexy lips."

"And get me a bag of chips while your at it."

We hope you are having a great week!

Monday, February 4, 2013

She Made A Scene At The Vet Because The Staff Wouldn't Let Her Into The Snack Room

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to these past few days?
We had a pretty relaxing weekend. On Friday and Saturday
Bruce, Daisy and I went on a few walks and went over to the
park.

"Nacho cheese chips now!"

On Sunday I took Daisy over to the vet because I noticed some 
blood in her urine. She had a bout of bladder crystals last year, 
so I was able to catch the signs early this time. She was put on a 
special diet, with a side order of pain meds. Daisy wasn't thrilled 
about spending her Sunday afternoon at the vet, 
but I'll let her tell you what happened from 
her perspective.

"I usually walk into the vet like I own the place. 
I love the doctor, and I love getting treats in the waiting room,
but that didn't stop me from taking a monstrous poo on the 
shiny clean floor right when I walked into the office. 
People were staring and they looked pretty horrified, 
which made me smile inside a little. Yep, I'm that dog. 
It felt good too. I"m not worried about it."

Here's a short clip of me in the front waiting area after I took my poo:

"If you ever make me read Cat Fancy in the waiting room again,
I'll let out the biggest fart you've ever heard the next time we're 
at Starbucks. You will never live that down. 
No one would ever believe it came from me.
They'll think it was you that let one rip."

"They'll think it was you...forever. Just think about it.
Let that simmer in your mind for a couple of minutes."

"Do you guys know what the next Hunger Games 
movie comes out? I've been thinking about 
that movie a lot lately. 

We hope you have a great week!

Friday, February 1, 2013

She Lives Wildly Just To Capture These Types Of Moments On Film

Hi Everyone!

I decided to do a post today dedicated to Daisy's
sexiest moments on camera. Get your popcorn and
beverages ready. Here we go!
































We hope you have a great weekend!