It's me Bruce.
"I want to tell you what happened to me the other day.
Daisy and I were having our snack party, and then things
got weird. Daisy saw a commercial on TV for the
Chippendales show. She suddenly insisted I go
with her to the show. She told me it would
be awesome because there would be
"She lied! I checked online, and there are
no dancing chipmunks!"
"I took it literally.
I was going to bring peanuts and everything!"
"I can't believe I fell for it!
I was really excited about those chipmunks."
"I don't recall saying that."
"Okay, maybe I did say that. I only said that because
I didn't want to go to the show alone."
"Going alone would have been awkward.
I may as well stand up and say, 'Hi my name is
Daisy, and I have an addiction to Chippendales'."
"Which I don't."
"If the show ever needs an extra, they should call me.
I could certainly audition with this body."