Monday, February 18, 2013

She Told Him There Would Be Dancing Chipmunks

Hi Everyone!
It's me Bruce.

"I want to tell you what happened to me the other day.
Daisy and I were having our snack party, and then things
got weird. Daisy saw a commercial on TV for the
Chippendales show. She suddenly insisted I go 
with her to the show. She told me it would
be awesome because there would be 
dancing chipmunks."

"She lied! I checked online, and there are 
no dancing chipmunks!"

"I took it literally. 
I was going to bring peanuts and everything!"

"I can't believe I fell for it! 
I was really excited about those chipmunks."

"I don't recall saying that."

"Okay, maybe I did say that. I only said that because 
I didn't want to go to the show alone."

"Going alone would have been awkward.
I may as well stand up and say, 'Hi my name is
Daisy, and I have an addiction to Chippendales'."

"Which I don't."

"If the show ever needs an extra, they should call me. 
I could certainly audition with this body."

We hope you have a great week!


Payton's mom said...

Someone needs to call 911 because I'm dying over here! You two crack me up. But Daisy, not to worry...I totally think you could rock that audition. ;-)

Winston Wilbur said...

I never heards of Chippendales befores but Mum has. She says Daisy is way too sexy to be a chippendale!

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Dancing chipmunks how could you not want to see that Bruce!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

you two are toooooo funny!