Monday, February 18, 2013

She Told Him There Would Be Dancing Chipmunks

Hi Everyone!
It's me Bruce.

"I want to tell you what happened to me the other day.
Daisy and I were having our snack party, and then things
got weird. Daisy saw a commercial on TV for the
Chippendales show. She suddenly insisted I go 
with her to the show. She told me it would
be awesome because there would be 
dancing chipmunks."

"She lied! I checked online, and there are 
no dancing chipmunks!"

"I took it literally. 
I was going to bring peanuts and everything!"

"I can't believe I fell for it! 
I was really excited about those chipmunks."

"I don't recall saying that."

"Okay, maybe I did say that. I only said that because 
I didn't want to go to the show alone."

"Going alone would have been awkward.
I may as well stand up and say, 'Hi my name is
Daisy, and I have an addiction to Chippendales'."

"Which I don't."

"If the show ever needs an extra, they should call me. 
I could certainly audition with this body."

We hope you have a great week!

4 comments:

Payton's mom said...

Someone needs to call 911 because I'm dying over here! You two crack me up. But Daisy, not to worry...I totally think you could rock that audition. ;-)
Love,
Christy

Winston Wilbur said...

I never heards of Chippendales befores but Mum has. She says Daisy is way too sexy to be a chippendale!

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Dancing chipmunks how could you not want to see that Bruce!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

you two are toooooo funny!
love
tweedles